I do truly hope that if I make it to 90 that I’ve gained enough wisdom to avoid doing things that are just flat-out obnoxious like yelling at traffic.
My friend, your life is but a vapor. Time is running out to do something great for God. You are only one heartbeat away from eternity!
So hurry! Don’t delay! Come quickly and join us as we go out to the highways and hedges to act like total jackasses.
This may be your last chance in this life to not accomplishing anything at all! Don’t let this opportunity be lost forever.
Just check out how well this street preacher in Detroit is connecting with his audience…
Fundy street preacher James Lyman gives some helpful advice to his critics: “shut up.”
You stay classy, James.
(for an example of James Lyman’s “methods” — which most appear to consist of screaming at people and calling them names — you can click here)