“Line up,” they yelled, “for mandatory fun!” Then marched we out to college field and there did sit with paper plates and plastic cups and wondered why we bothered.
No music sounded there, no dance was danced, no wine was drunk and chaperons marched to and fro to see that all was well in order. All hands and feet were spaced as chaste decreed.
And thus we sat and reveled in our khakis and collars for four and a half hours until at last the merciful end released us from the burden of such gaiety and each returned back to their homework, their labor, and the quiet of their solitary bunk.
And of the remainders of the feast they gathered up a single can of off-brand cola and half a Hawaiian roll.
Thank you, Fundy U. Good times. Good times.
I would dearly love for somebody at WCBC to give me some context as to what exactly is going on here. Perhaps these aren’t West Coast students but actually members of the White Clay Bicycle Club showing off their new super sunscreen formula? Or perhaps not.
Whater it is, it certainly doesn’t seem meet their own criteria for “appearance of evil.”
Several of you have sent me this list form Paul Chappell of 10 Reasons Why We Still have Sunday Evening Service.
Mostly it all boils down to the usual three-to-thrive reason: “because my church should be the primary reason for your existence.”
First check out this article by Paul Chappell: Which Kind of Parent Are You?
Now take a quick peek for comparison at this article by Chip Ingram at Focus on the Family: Effective Child Discipline.
Permissive. Neglectful. Authoritarian. Authoritative….
Perhaps Chappell was loath to cite his source because the research was done by a sociologist and former Mormon missionary?
Would this kind of borrowing be enough to get a student expelled from West Coast Baptist College? I’ll leave it to you to decide.
Women, did you have sex before marriage? Paul Chappell thinks you’re a “dirty dishrag.” (No mention at all of what men are like)
It’s worth noting that West Coast Baptist College has jumped on the TRACS bandwagon. One wonders whether pursuing accreditation will soften their tone in the same way it has at BJU and PCC.