Deconstructing gospel songs sung by professionals is apparently a major necessity.

Hey, man. Can you hook me up? I need something right now. I heard a rumor that you just got in a fresh batch of rules. C’mon man, I’m really hurting here. How about just a little bump of guilt? Just give me a few hits of those sweet, sweet standards to help me level [...]

How many of you can remember signing something like this?

Is the person pictured a man or a woman? It’s so confusing! Sarongs are a way of life in much of Sri Lanka and throughout Southeast Asia. For some weird reason nobody ever expresses concern that they’re just not able to tell men from women there.