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What are fundamentalists (a.k.a “fundies”), exactly? It’s a hard definition to pin down because those who are in fundamentalism disagree vehemently about who should and should not be privileged to claim the title. George Marsden has famously described Christian fundamentalists as “evangelicals who are angry about something.”1 That definition is, perhaps, more true than most fundamentalists will admit.
For the purposes of this blog, “fundamentalism” is understood to be “Christian fundamentalism”, a movement that has its roots in rejecting “liberal” ideas such as German higher criticism and Darwinism.
The five fundamentals have commonly been held to be:
- The inspiration of the Bible by the Holy Spirit and the inerrancy of Scripture as a result of this.
- The virgin birth of Christ.
- The belief that Christ’s death was the atonement for sin.
- The bodily resurrection of Christ.
- The historical reality of Christ’s miracles.2
More specifically, for these posts, “fundamentalism” means “Independent Baptist Fundamentalism”, a movement that rejected not only liberal theology but also those parts of the culture that it considered to be “worldly” such as certain types of music, styles of dress, the theater, alcohol, and many others. These fundamentalist churches also separated themselves from association with any other movement they deemed too liberal or worldly; in fact, separating from things soon became their greatest distinctive — and a source of amusement to those of us who grew up in the movement.
These are their tales…
1 Marsden, George. Understanding Fundamentalism and Evangelicalism. Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing Company, 1991.
2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamentalism#Christian_origins






this is a beam in the eye… Deacon’s wife cheats on her husband with choir member. Choir member cheats on his wife with teenager. Teenager and Choir member run away together and elope. This is the mote. Boy who loved teenager would rather listen to Music than hear a bunch of crap cartoon hilly billy incest drivel. you are a complete ass. All Child Abusers should die.
this is a beam… Child molestor cries to pastor of his sin, sinner been forgiven by holy roman pope gets to play bus captain…. this is the mote…. Bus kids grow up to hate Jesus.
Drug addict goes to Rehab of fundy church. that is the beam. here is the mote. step daughter gets raped by fundy drug addicts drug dealer….children grow up to hate Jesus.
http://youtu.be/AXAMVxaxjDg
The exponential decay function of your society has reached a point in which Fundies can no longer be tolerated in a civil society. Too much rape, too much child abuse, too much slander and murder. It has nothing to do with individual bwitterness. it has to do with saving our nation.
here is the beam. Fundy parents are so concerned with sexual behavior of teenager they accuse him of sleeping with everyone. the mote. child knows nothing about sex and remains without a relationship for ten years. the mote. you have to let illegal aliens in your country because of the lack of population growth. The catholics take over your country… silly ass.
BTW, I just now noticed for some reason, so IDK how long it’s been a feature, but I like the word cloud thing of various tags on your blog posts. I don’t really use those tags, but that’s a pretty cool/innovative idea. Most times I think word clouds are meaningless, but that one seems highly useful/informative.
When I first found this blog, I used the cloud for days and days, and shrieked with laughter, amazement, and sometimes fury, at the things I read. It also helped me to understand obscure insider items, such as the white piano sightings, the identity and origins of George, and so on. I sort of hate to use that word, “insider,” because this is a welcoming group. Also an erudite, sagacious, hilarious one.
Being an ex HACer, I also love that Jack Schap’s name looms larger than his FIL’s name, in the loud. Wherever Jack Hyles is now, that is making him writhe.
Cloud, George, not loud, though both Jacks are/were….
I found this blog via two other blogs; I have absolutely no direct Fundy history at all (I’m Jewish, raised in a liberal, feminist household, attended a liberal arts college and grad school, etc).
I love the site anyway. Why? Because I did go to high school in a community where you were either Catholic or Pentecostal, and I know some of my peers from high school struggled with fundy issues after transitioning to adulthood. I know they continue to have issues now that they are raising their own kids (how do I know this? Thank you, FB).
Now I have a better understanding of their struggle to CHOOSE the path that fits best, rather than blindly following a map prepped by someone else.
Thank you for this.
Also, Mike? Shut it. You’re not helping your cause.
And what is KillChildMolesters talking about?
I’m not making any sense out of it either.
I grew up going to an Independent fundamental Baptist church since I was about 11, I always hated it. The preachers are sick fat liars, they deserve hell more than the ignorant and arrogant people who make up the congregation of the church. Look up Hyles Andersen’s past too, they’ve had multiple cases of sexual assault and one case of child abuse. They make every one outside of the fundamentalist church to look evil when in reality they are.
Hi.I,m new to the computer and to the website.I put in a message,but I don’t see it.I kind of needed the feed back.There’s basically no other Church near me BUT a Fundie Church,so I’m not sure what to do?
Go to Google.com, and in the search box, put in your zip code plus the words church directory. You should be able to see at least a few names of churches in the broader area where you live.
Thank you.Trying….I grew up Lutheran.There was ZERO accountability for anything.I saw kids get thrown under the bus BAD and NOTHING was said.Ever.Mind your own buis…It was a total mindbender.so I have to change denominations.The Baptists are so much friendlier,and they READ the Bible!!!…Now I’m scared of the Baptists,too !!!
Someone help me out. When I first learned of this website I thought it was a spoof like the Landover Baptist Church (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/). I visit here every day to laugh at the stupid shit fundies say and do. So please tell me, is this a serious website by fundies for other fundies or is it satire? If it’s not a humor website I’m very, very scared!
It is a site run by a former-fundamentalists where other former and current fundamentalists gather to have a chuckle and shake our collective heads at the craziness of fundamentalism.
Some of it is satire. Some of it is actually direct quotes and real video of fundamentalists. It’s almost impossible to tell the satire from the real things sometimes which is called “Poe’s Law.”