This post was first featured on SFL in October of 2010 and seemed an appropriate flashback for Labor Day.
O Fire of Love, O Flame Divine, Make Thy abode in me; Burn in my heart, burn evermore, Till I burn out for Thee. —
Fundamentalists love those lines by Eugene M. Harrison. After all, it’s better to burn out than rust out, amen?
The Christian soldier is never off duty for it was when David left the battle field that he fell into sin! Keep on the Firing Line! Any vacation that is not disguised as a short-terms missions trip is for liberals and apostates.
Work for the night is coming. Get up early and stay late. Give of your best to your fundamentalists masters. Put your heart and soul and strength into the work without a care for your health or sanity. (It’s not like you’ll have the insurance to cover either of those things anyway.)
Hurry up with painting the church, mowing the 37 acres of grass, cleaning all the bathrooms, and scrubbing the fellowship hall with a toothbrush — because you don’t want to be late for choir practice, visitation, and chaperoning that youth group all-nighter.
There is nothing more glorious than falling in the line of duty by dropping dead of a stress-induced heart attack at 43.
How about we get this week started off right with a little Bob Gray (TX)?
30 years * 365 day a year is 10,950 days. And we’re supposed to believe he’s preached 21,111 sermons? Interesting.
Today’s Facebook post comes from Tom Brennan, Hyles grad and pastor of the Maplewood Bible Baptist Church
Want to be friends? Only the super-sanctimonious need apply.
For Jesus said unto them “love your neighbor as yourself but don’t let their kids close to your kids unless they attend Wednesday night church.”
This really is sad because once upon a time I thought there might be hope for Tom when he got fed up and started naming names in his sermon entitled “39 Years an Independent Baptist…And Grieved About It.”
Of particular interest to me is this article on judging, exposing error, and name calling. I’m sure given this they’d have no problem at all with what we do here at SFL, right?
There is also a strange screed that seems to be more than a little anti-Semitic and more bible version comparison charts than you can shake a Greek Lexicon at.
I really couldn’t ask for a better birthday present than the upcoming release of Dark Dungeons: The Movie, a take-off on the Chick tract that infamously warns of the dangers of Dungeons & Dragons.
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