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Outtakes

Apparently, David Grice has released a blooper reel from his King James Moment Series. Which is odd considering that I kind of thought that videos themselves were pretty much one big blooper. (Am I allowed to say “big” there? Can someone who is tracking David’s weight loss give me a ruling on that?) Don’t miss [...]

Chapter and Verse

We have been informed by one of Grice’s church members that since he has begun to lose weight we are no longer allowed to point out that he’s morbidly obese. Given that, I hope it’s at least still permissible to point out that while his displacement in water may have diminished, his penchant for crazy [...]

The Autoharp?

I don’t know the full story of what’s going on here but I’m thinking someone might want to look into making some new laws about it. (Full Disclosure: My mom played the Autoharp when I was a kid) (Fuller Disclosure: So did I)

Claiming Conspiracy

If all else fails, just claim that that Cathlicks are the ones behind whatever-it-is-you’re-against. That’s always an instant winner.

“Real Preaching”

It’s interesting how he apparently thinks the only options are yelling at people or preaching like Joel Osteen. Extra points awarded for mocking stuff in a falsetto.

The Theory of Devolution

another David Grice special

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I don’t even know what to title this. I’m sure one of you can come up with something. And yes, that is David Grice who we have seen before.