Random Post: Audience Participation

Deacons on Display

Here’s a delightful excerpt from The Hyles Church Manual:

A Relationship With Your Pastor

All rested up from Fundy Free Day? Good, you’re going to need it…

Really Bad Poetry

But as strange as this is to read, it really get sad when you see a bunch of young men from the Hyles-Anderson College of West Africa reciting it at the 3rd Annual Pastor’s School at First Baptist Church of Kumasi, Ghana.

Christian Womanhood

We’ve given a fair amount of time to the insanity of Jack Schaap, “pastor” of First Baptist Church, Hammond, Indiana. Today, however, we’re giving some equal time to the machinations of his wife Cindy who serves as editor for the publication “Christian Womanhood.” The March 2010 edition shown above, for example, contains the following: – [...]

Ripping Off “Worldly Music”

Here the folks at FBC Hammond use a Tim Hawkins song entitled I Don’t Drink Beer to the obvious enjoyment of Jack Schaap. I guess they must remember Tim Hawkins from back when he had short hair and wasn’t doing parodies of rock songs as part of his act.

Answering Their Critics: Jack Schaap Responds to 20/20

Schapp responds to the 20/20 story with typical graciousness… Note: since the original video was removed due to copyright claim, this is a re-upload by yours truly Note2: Now Hammond has launched a copyright claim against my videos on two different hosts even though they are clearly fair use. Stand by… (I know I just [...]

Books…Sorta.

So what are your favorite books, Dr. Schaap? Evidently the answer is 1611! Hyles! The 1611 that belonged to Hyles! another 1611! and Hyles! And more Hyles! And then some more 1611! I’m downright embarrassed for him.