The other five parts are on YouTube if you care to watch.

THE DOG STARTED THE FAMILY ALTAR by Jack Hyles A few years ago during the Christmas season I went to a home on a Friday afternoon. The husband was there alone. He was so pleased to see me and pleaded with me to come back in the evening as he and his wife were having [...]

Hello, Candidate for Soul-winning, would you like to be my friend? You can tell by my smile that I’m the friendly sort. And why else would I be stopping by your house at eight o’clock on a Saturday morning? “Hi, I’m here from Grace Fundamental Bible-Believing Baptist Church and wanted to know if you go [...]

As you watch the first couple minutes of this, imagine that you’re being taught how to sell life insurance or Amway to the person instead of Jesus. Remove the “Holy Spirit” verbiage and it’s scary how closely it fits.

There are approximately 8,853 Independent Fundamental Baptist mission boards in the United States. These organizations play a dual role of providing essential support and assistance to fundamentalist missionaries and giving sinecures to an army of vice presidents, and board representatives who would otherwise have to get actual jobs. IFB mission boards actually support a wide [...]

Now we know it’s not about the numbers…BUT HAVE YOU SEEN OUR AMAZING NUMBERS?!?

A fundamentalist missionary to England gives his church a report complete with prayer cards, jokes about gluttony, exaggerated statistics, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and a diatribe on politics.

(photo found at ChristianNightmares. Text by yours truly.)