The doctrinal statement of Cornerstone Independent Baptist Church contains a very interesting first point:
Ethnocentric, much? How convenient that God has chosen the language that we speak anyway as the language to preserve the One True Bible. If he had chosen anything else the monolingual and xenophobic fundamentalist would be in serious trouble.
You have to come from a very, very specific background for this particular letter on the firing of a Heartland Baptist teacher to make any sense. And the fact that I actually understand it makes me question my own sanity.
Also, when did we start putting periods between the letters of KJV?
If your parents made you cross out verses in your children’s books and re-write them with the RIGHT Bible…you might have been a fundamentalist.
(Many thanks to the SFL reader who found these books from his childhood and passed these photos along)
The devil comes in many disguises, brothers and sisters. We just cannot be too careful.
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I think I’m going to have to start a Pinterest board for these wild-eyed graphics. (What, you didn’t know that SFL was on Pinterest?)