Today’s challenge comes from a reader who asked that we imagine that there’s a fundy television station coming to your town. What kind of shows might you expect to see featured?
Here are a few from the suggester to get you started:
The Big Bang Theory is A Lie
How I Met Your Mother At Bible College
Game of Platform Thrones
That 50′s Show
Rules of Courtship
House of Decision Cards
Today’s challenge is to complete the following sentence “Your Mama/Daddy is soooooo fundamentalist that he/she…”
“Your Mama is soooo fundamentalist that she has a reserved parking spot down at the altar.”
“Your Daddy is soooo fundamentalist that his blood type is Kool-Aid.”
You get the idea.
Today’s challenge is to imagine that Chick tracts are now required to have the same kind of warning labels that cigarettes do. What would such a warning say?
There’s a thought exercise that I find myself doing from time to time and I though it might be fun to do it as a group:
Today’s challenge is to write a six word autobiography of your time as a fundamentalist. Just six words.
image by Nevit Dilmen
Christmas is now over for everybody but the billion followers of the liturgical calendar. For the rest of us, it’s time to do our penance for our celebrations by setting goals for the new year to be nicer, get healthier, and stop yelling at traffic.
Today’s challenge is to make a fundy resolution. Make it high-minded to the point of being impossible, self-righteous to the point of being intolerable, and just weird enough to make sure nobody else will have already shared it the next prayer meeting when you tell everybody how the Lord “laid it on your heart.”
I personally am going to take my Bible everywhere I go. My big family Bible that weighs 8 pounds. Even to the bathroom.