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Friday Challenge: Be Wrong

Today’s challenge is simply to fill in this blank. “I used to think _________. I was wrong.” It’s good for all of us to realize we’ve wrong once in a while. (And might still be sometimes.)

Friday Challenge: Awkward Explanations

Of all the trials and tribulations that a young fundamentalist deals with, trying to explain the way they live to those outside of fundyland is among the most taxing. And no time of year presents more opportunities than Christmas when non-fundy family spring from the woodwork smelling of beer, dressed immodestly, and using minced oaths [...]

Friday Challenge: Guilt Trippin’

Today’s challenge is simple. Name one thing that you were taught against in fundyland and still feel a little guilty when you do even though you no longer really believe it’s wrong. Be as creative as you like.

Friday Challenge: Name That Scrawl!

(click picture to embiggen) David Kennedy passed along this picture of his old KJV with the names of many fundamentalist heroes signed inside the cover. Today’s challenge is to look at the picture and see how many fundy hero names you can pick out. Some are very well known, others are more obscure.

Friday Challenge: Frighten a Fundy

In the spirit of the season, today’s challenge is to pick a Halloween costume that is specifically designed to be as frightening to fundamentalists as possible. Extra points will be awarded if you actually provide a photo, drawing, or MS Paint sketch of the costume in question. (I’m personally coming as an in-context exegesis of [...]

Friday Challenge: Write A Fish Story

By request, this weeks challenge is to make up an evangelistic-style tall tale of fundamentalist proportions. How many people can you get saved with one Chick Tract and half a page of Scripture torn from Ezekiel? What’s your crowning achievement in ministry? Exactly how big is your…Sunday School? Let’s hear all about it!

Friday Challenge: Personals

Today’s challenge is to write a personal ad for looking for a spouse in fundyland. You can either describe yourself as you were back in the day, the perfect mate you thought you wanted, or the traits of someone you actually knew. “SWM seeks dress-wearing pianist for ministry possibilities. Must possess own piano …” (I [...]

Friday Challenge: Movie Titles

Today’s challenge is to alter a movie title to make it more attractive to an audience of fundamentalists. Here are a few to start: ‘Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Who Dress Modestly’ ‘The Cider House Rules Are Not Written Down Anywhere But You Should Obey Them Anyway’. ‘The 10,000 Commandments’ (many thanks to John who sent in [...]

Friday Challenge: Ask A Fundy

Today’s challenge is simply to answer this question: If you could ask one question to a fundamentalist pastor (and be assured of receiving an honest answer) what would your question be?

Good Friday Challenge: Easter Memories

Today’s challenge is simply to share your memories of how you viewed and celebrated Easter in fundyland and then compare that to the ways (if any) that it has changed for you since you left.