No man is a failure who has friends. And I’m so glad I’ve got all of you! Merry Christmas from my house to yours. God Bless us, every one.

And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord [...]

A really powerful, biblical song that’s so much better than that contemporary drivel that those liberal churches love!

‘Tis the season to be jolly! And I hate it. Just look at all those sinners thoughtlessly making merry with their booze and music and not even realizing that God’s wrath hangs over their head. How dare they celebrate as if they had some right to enjoy this holiday when they haven’t ever darkened the [...]

Of all the trials and tribulations that a young fundamentalist deals with, trying to explain the way they live to those outside of fundyland is among the most taxing. And no time of year presents more opportunities than Christmas when non-fundy family spring from the woodwork smelling of beer, dressed immodestly, and using minced oaths [...]

Want to really bring the Christmas season to your pagan fertility bush? What better way could there be of telling the message of a poor baby born in a humble manger who will bring peace on earth and goodwill to men than hanging a model of an ostentatious building from your favorite Fundy U? For [...]

From the folks who brought you the classic hit “If There’s Hair On Your Ears “(there’s sin in your heart) comes the new song 12 Fundamental Days of Christmas. “On the first day of Christmas the true church gave to me, a red letter KJV.” Then we’re off to six babies crying, and five comfy [...]

Ripped from the Headlines… (ok, it was actually probably buried on page J32 but still) NIPOMO — A lawn display of a Jesus shooting Santa Claus has residents in one San Luis Obispo County city up in arms. The controversial Christmas display shows a Jesus figure pointing a double-barrel shotgun at a dead Santa figure. [...]