If you believe that the only thing preventing God from pouring out his wrath of fire and brimstone on the entire country is the few righteous people left in your church…you might be a fundamentalist.

Because no child should be deprived of such an opportunity to bask in the glow of greatness.

It’s a little scary to think that Hyles has its own army even if they do only trot them out to shoot off guns in honor of their Dear Leader. I think they would have been better off aiming their guns at the trumpet players.

Because this never really gets old…

(perhaps the woman on the left was one of the ones Jack was screaming about?)

He’s getting cannier about knowing that people are going to fact check him. Notice that he makes a point of mentioning that this is “that this is only his opinion” and will be on YouTube. But then he goes on to mocks the ‘freshman theologians’ who are going to disagree with them and says they [...]

This week’s choice comes from one of the fundamentalist motherships: FBC Hammond. Apparently they ran a soul winning marathon in hopes of snagging 1,000,000 souls in 24 hours on October 10th. There’s no word on the website exactly how this went. Don’t forget to get your Hourly Tally Sheet Res ipsa loquitur