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Extra-Biblical Prophetic Revelation (As Long As It’s Received On The Mission Field)

If this were a white man at a church in South Carolina I doubt the preacher would be quite as willing to share such a Charismatic tale. But everybody knows that mystical stuff is a lot more likely to occur in Africa.

Church Promotional Videos: Hammond Edition

Favorite quote: “Every church that is built, every soul that is won, and every life that is changed is because of you. And because of the love and generosity of the Old Church Downtown.” (cue maudlin music)

Compromise!

of their websites anyway… Maybe if their webmaster spent a little more time keeping up their website instead of running around launching bogus DMCA claims against anybody who dares to quote their fearless leader this wouldn’t happen. Just a thought. (Thanks to steve for pointing this out over on the forums)

Christian Womanhood

We’ve given a fair amount of time to the insanity of Jack Schaap, “pastor” of First Baptist Church, Hammond, Indiana. Today, however, we’re giving some equal time to the machinations of his wife Cindy who serves as editor for the publication “Christian Womanhood.” The March 2010 edition shown above, for example, contains the following: – [...]

Bits from Pastor’s School 2011

Tony Hutson gives us a message from God’s word….or Fox News which is practically the same thing. David Gibbs of the CLA dares JoJo Moffitt to eat a cockroach Bobby Roberson gets a new car for his Birthday And the inevitable everybody-spiritual-goes-to-the-altar altar call

Marriage Retreats

From this video I gather that Rule 1 of a Happy Marriage is evidently “Do not allow your wife to express opinions in public.” I have to wonder exactly how sitting through days of sermons and lectures is supposed to “recharge your marriage.” Then again, I really don’t want to think about it too hard.

Interior Design

One of these photos is a hallway in the ward of a mental institution The other is a photo of a hallway in a dorm at Hyles Anderson College. I would invite your guesses as to which is which.

Answering The Big Questions

Next up, the urgent matter of Adam’s belly button…

Dirty Money

This is the Jack DeCoster gym at Hyles Anderson College These are the eggs sold by Jack to build things like that gym This is Jack. Meet Jack DeCoster. Chicken Farmer. Egg Recaller. Fundamentalist. Oh, and financial supporter of Hyles Anderson College with no less than two buildings there named after him. One can only [...]