I. The Sinful Witnesses to Saint Nick’s Arrival Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. A. We’re dealing a rat infested home! The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. B. These [...]

This video has been around the internet for a while now but it’s just too good not to watch again this season.

It’s is widely accepted dogma in fundamentalism that Santa is an evil creature invented to subvert the hearts of men from the true meaning of Christmas: a time to celebrate Christ’s birth by giving the pastor a new suit and his yearly bonus. Such is the hatred for all things related to Mr. Claus that [...]

It’s that time of year when the world falls in love and peace and earth and goodwill toward men reigns supreme. Yet even in this time of merry-making and fruitcake slinging, fundamentalists will find someone to attack: Old St. Nick. For Santa Clause is THE GREAT IMPOSTER who will lead your children astray not only [...]

Ripped from the Headlines… (ok, it was actually probably buried on page J32 but still) NIPOMO — A lawn display of a Jesus shooting Santa Claus has residents in one San Luis Obispo County city up in arms. The controversial Christmas display shows a Jesus figure pointing a double-barrel shotgun at a dead Santa figure. [...]