Saying “A Prayer”
Dedicated to gossips in mid-week prayer meetings everywhere. Do you have a bit of gossip? Say a prayer. Have Joneses had a toss up? Say a prayer. Say it loudly in a meeting Tell them all who has been cheating And about the wife he’s beating Say a prayer. Is your story nice and juicy? [...]
A Single Voice
Monologue by a Managawd scientists hate God statistics lie journalists fabricate experts are sly evil agendas hide everywhere (check in your sofa; best to beware) can’t trust the pundits unplug the phone hear only my voice and my voice alone
Jack Hyles Shoes
I was born in a lowly stable just a little spotted calf, I sensed my life would not be long, I’d never grow to play and laugh. My mother was an older cow Who provided milk and cream But as a male I was born to die Long life was just a dream. But still [...]
Really Bad Poetry
The poem text reads as follows: A Jewel or a Crown “As a jewel of gold in a swine’s snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.” Proverbs 11:22 “A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones.” Proverbs 12:4 Young lady [...]
Picking and Choosing
We pick and choose those we call friend And ask “who is my neighbor?” Begrudging love to those in need – Why waste our time and labor? For we can guess each hidden sin, “He drank”, “She stole”, “They slandered.” The Lord may love the whole wide world We have a higher standard.







