Friday Challenge: Movie Titles
Today’s challenge is to alter a movie title to make it more attractive to an audience of fundamentalists. Here are a few to start: ‘Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Who Dress Modestly’ ‘The Cider House Rules Are Not Written Down Anywhere But You Should Obey Them Anyway’. ‘The 10,000 Commandments’ (many thanks to John who sent in [...]
Feature Films For Families
If you put six fundamentalist Baptists and six fundamentalist Mormons side by side, you might be hard pressed to determine which were which. Likewise, if you looked at the movies that each owned you’d also find much the same collection. Although Feature Films for Families is not officially a Mormon company, they produce low-budget quasi-Christian [...]
The Sound of Music
It is a truth universally acknowledged that if a fundamentalist home contains a VCR it must also contain a tape of the Sound of Music. The importance of having this movie on display next to the TV may not be readily apparent to the uninitiated but to fundamentalists it’s every bit as important as keeping [...]
