Hold onto your hats, folks. The first six minute preview of New World Order Bible Versions has now been released!
One can only imagine the awkward moment where they thought about using an African-American man to play the role of President only to realize that there weren’t any such men in their church.
*Playing RPGs can make you gain real life magic abilities
*If you gain a high enough level you will be invited to join a secret cult
*Gamers whose characters die are in danger of committing suicide.
*That DM’s are vile temptresses that are out to corrupt their players to the forces of evil.
You must donate to this project immediately. Sell your futon! Pawn your balalaika! Rent out your basement to a traveling troupe of ululaters! Do whatever it takes to make sure this movie gets made. Donate today and you can even get your name in the credits!
Note: The guy making this movie is doing so to ultimately poke fun at the tract so please refrain from sending him hate mail or chinchillas. I really dig the sense of humor that is motivating this project.
Steven Anderson and Kent Hovind team up to make a movie? What could possibly go wrong??
And just to sweeten the deal director Paul Wittenberger also directed “What in the World are They Spraying?” One can only hope that whatever it was they were doing it against a wall while standing up.
And just when you think it can’t get any worse you find out that the reason for this video is that they want you to DONATE your money to making it. How could you possibly resist?
Thanks to Nathan J. For passing this one along!