This tweet so perfectly illustrates the fundamentalist tension between loving something while being forced by your self-imposed standards to despise it at the same time. “I love to be able to go to the buffet on Sunday after church and then go home and watch football! But those waitresses and football players should be in [...]

Fundamentalism is rife with strange superstitions concerning the ability of mere things to somehow hold mystical powers of evil. If you want to freak out a fundy, invite them over to your house and then ask them to help you organize the cupboard where you store your wine and Ouija boards. For to a fundamentalist [...]

Reader StillFundy sent in this poster that he discovered in fundyland. Can you spot all of the changes? Click Here For The Answer And if you’re not a weaker brother you can also click here to see the unedited original. Somewhere Stan Lee is weeping softly.

I don’t know why I posted this. The only possible reason I can think of is that I secretly dislike you all very much. I mean, could there be any other reason for inflicting this kind of pointless pain on you?

This one goes along with the last post so well that I decided to go ahead and post it right away… Nothing says “come celebrate” like a list of rules about what you can wear and do when you come.

It’s been a while since we saw anything from David Grice so here we go… The combination of false statements and circular reasoning is just astounding. “We know that Jesus made fresh grape juice because that’s what we use in the Lord’s Supper and we use it in the Lord’s supper because…that’s what Jesus made?” [...]

You read Christian fiction? Well, I only read missionary biographies since whatever isn’t true is bound to be a lie. And you know where liars go. You don’t believe in kissing before you’re married? Well I don’t believe that married people should be intimate on their wedding night either. That time should be spent in [...]

Like most spiritual ideas in fundyland, the Little Foxes Theory begins by yanking a couple of verse from the surrounding passage and doing them no small amount of violence. Apparently the best way to understand this bit of Scripture is that in the middle of writing out some spicy love poetry, the author suddenly takes [...]