I have one more guest post that was submitted last week to share with you! The author is choosing to remain anonymous. Victory Faith Bible KJV1611 Baptist Church Dress Code for Ladies’ 1. That which pertaineth to a man Ladies’ must abstain from all appearance of evil. That means our ladies’ here at VFBKJV1611 Baptist [...]

This post was originally featured on SFL in July of 2010. Since its inception, the primary purpose of the automobile has always been to provide venue for pastors to lose their testimonies. It may also (as a strictly secondary function) provide some modicum of useful transportation. It is a well known fact in fundamentalism that [...]

Hey, man. Can you hook me up? I need something right now. I heard a rumor that you just got in a fresh batch of rules. C’mon man, I’m really hurting here. How about just a little bump of guilt? Just give me a few hits of those sweet, sweet standards to help me level [...]

The real irony here is that Dave Hyles is apparently the stand-in for God in stopping hanky-panky. If only somebody had been around to stop him too…

This post was originally featured in October of 2010 “If it is safe not to run with the wrong crowd, then it is safer not to run with the crowd who runs with the wrong crowd.” ~ Jack Hyles How to be Completely and Totally Separated in a Few Easy Steps Step 1: Hey, that [...]