114 thoughts on “Friday Challenge: Package Labeling”

  1. Reading this tract can cause significant psychological issues, including excessive guilt, paranoia, and may result in generally becoming a judgmental ass.

  2. Warning: Contains no genuine salvation. Do not use as a substitute for the gospel. For more information, please consult the Holy Spirit via your nearest Bible.

  3. My wife (grrrrr :evil: ) still places orders for boatloads of this crap. Warning should say: “Could cause your husband to snap bigtime.”

  4. WARNING: Before you buy Chick Tracts, keep in mind that the only way to permanently dispose of them is to bury them in holy ground.

  5. I’ve never seen more than a handful of these things (thank Heaven). At the Christian college I attended they were a source of considerable amusement.

  6. Warning: reading this tract with any expectation of finding actual Biblical, scientific, eschatological, medical, historical, or sociological [add your own topic here]truth will result in your head exploding.

  7. Dear Chick Tract Reader:

    The content of this tract may lower your IQ. Extreme caution is advised.

    Christian Socialist

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