Top 10 Thing You’ll Hear Fundamentalist Pastors Say On Superbowl Sunday
The teams are chosen, the date is fixed, and all that remains before the Superbowl is hearing your favorite fundy preacher bloviate about how wicked it all is. 10. Those players should be in church! 9. Your posters on your bedroom wall should be a pastor or missionary not some cursing, fornicating sports star. 8. [...]
Hating State Schools But Rooting For Them Anyway
If people at your church fanatically cheer for a team at a college they think no good Christian should ever dream of attending…you may be a fundamentalist.
Asking Why We Don’t Cheer For Jesus
It’s nearing that time of year when fundamentalist pastors dust off their extra-long Super Bowl Sunday sermon and prepare to castigate their congregations for loving sports more than they love Jesus. “Can somebody tell me why,” the preacher will bellow, “that people can get all excited and cheer and scream for a football game and [...]
