Apparently John Hamblin has quite a history of showing up in awkward promotional materials. Those flames may allegedly be revival fires but the entire thing seems to smack much more of Hades than heaven.
Today’s sign comes from a fundy church of the GARBC variety. I have a theory that any group that has to browbeat its members into attending its meetings should probably be disbanded.
For we know that in old time (6000ish B.C.) the Lord didst command the Sabbath day to be Sunday upon which no work should be done except by the staff down at the Golden Corral and sports announcers on TV. And upon that best of days it was ordained that there should be held two […]
I can get a photocopy of a preacher’s honorary doctorate? I’m going for sure. Nothing could keep me away. Also, could you imagine more fun than watching preachers giving themselves awards named for other preachers?
This is the same church featured from the 4th of July Patriotism sermon. Apparently they believe that placing a KFC bucket on the communion table and then having kids throw money in it while two women belt out a quavering tune is a great way to worship. “This is my extra crispy, given for you.”