An SFL reader passed along this gem of a student handbook(PDF) from Sweethaven Christian Academy which includes lines such as:
“SCA reserves the right to dismiss any student if the administration feels that his or her attendance is not an asset to the school.”
“The administration will have the final decision as to the appropriateness of any dress or appearance.”
It goes on for pages and pages in that general vein. Good stuff.
With the installation of a new president (and his strangely photoshopped smile) many have opined that PCC has entered a bright new era of fewer rules, more freedoms, and quasi-accreditation.
A quick look at the Faculty & Staff Commitments section on their Employement Opportunities page show that not much has really changed.
Still can’t pick your own church. Still can’t have a beer. Still can’t…watch The Goonies?
Meet the new old-fashioned boss, same as the old old-fashioned boss.
So if a Roman Catholic team or a team full of Gay Atheist Democrats beats the Eagles then what does that mean? Eh, “Dr.” Monte?
A preacher used an iPad in the pulpit at Heartland Baptist Bible College?? Quick, somebody send that church an e-mail and FORCE SAM DAVISON TO EXPLAIN!
If I were Sam, my response would have been to stare at the camera blankly for about 5 seconds and then say “Dude…it’s 2015.”