This can’t be real. Right? I mean nobody would seriously do this. Would they?
Having trouble coming up with a New Year’s Resolution? Not to worry! Clarence Sexton has 40 of them for you to follow including everything from watching less TV to learning a foreign language.
Sure, Clarence. I’ll run right out and get started.
SFL was visited about 2.2 million times in 2014. That’s a lot of clicks.
Here’s some of the stuff that went on:
These three guys were the most chatty in the comments:
1. Big Gary – 3152 COMMENTS
2. Bald Jones grad – 1384 COMMENTS
3 Dr. Fundystan, Proctologist – 1368 COMMENTS
That’s almost 9 comments every day, Big Gary. You write on here more than I do.
In THREE HOURS this past spring we raised enough money to keep SFL online all year. Many, many thanks
Kent Hovind and Jack Schaap are still in jail. John Hamblin still isn’t. Yet.
Happy New Years to you all. I’m taking a couple days off. I’ll see you all in 2015!
Dear Lord (and not Santa) We’ve wishes for you
And if it’s no bother, please make them come true…
An additional Bible to put on my stack
Make sure it’s KJV. Make sure it’s black.
A jean skirt that’s pleated, so modest (yet chic)
To wear when I’m soul-winning three nights a week.
A Sugar Creek Gang Book, more fun than TV
With Poetry, Circus, and sassafras tea.
Maybe Dutch Blitz? or a new game of Rook?
For rare evenings when ministry’s not undertook
A belt buckle cross, draped in red, white, and blue
With the words “We’re God’s Favorites! Too Bad for You!”
A shiny new pocket square; Blue Denim and Lace
And dear God, please…a ticket away from this place.
Merry Christmas, SFL!