As written by KindOfBored, Myself, James,and various other friends, acquaintances, and minions. I happened across this while perusing my personal archives this morning and had such a good laugh that I couldn’t help but share it here. Q. What is the book for thee? A. The B-I-B-L-E. Q. Where do you stand? A. On the [...]

For many fundamentalists the entirety of their spiritual life is comprised of a series of moments in time in which they have made BIG DECISIONS. If you’re a fundy nine-year-old who has just decided in the throes of religious fervor that he’s going to become a preacher boy, never kiss a girl until he’s married, [...]

Whether they like it or not, fundamentalism does change. The changes, however, happen slowly and quietly all while fundamentalists insist that nothing is changing and that they’ve always done/said/believed/smoked this. In my corner of fundyland, comic books were eyed with deep suspicion of being a gateway to the occult, pornography, and Communism. You might think [...]

Fundamentalists are huge fans of original sin and never hesitate to point out that everyone from newborns to octogenarians are prone to spiritual corruption and gross wickedness. Even a child (of unspecified age and ability) is known by his doings. One might be inclined to wonder how it is that an infant who possesses neither [...]

Harry Potter is evil because it contains sorcery and magic! And if you come to our magic show our evangelist will tell you all about it… As a side note, for some reason I keep hearing this cheesy voice saying “Illusions, Michael.”

The video description reads as follows: We had a promotion for our bus kids a in May 09, which was if the kids brought a certain number of visitors then (the bus captain) & my workers and driver all got 5 shots at another worker, Jamie. Well….when it was my turn, I kinda took a [...]

For your consideration here are some fliers from the Kentucky Young Fundamentalists, a ministry of Clay Mills Road Baptist Church in Lexington, Kentucky. Many thanks to reader dvdkndy for passing this material along.

Get them while they’re young and will believe ANYTHING! Because we have a much better chance of getting the sinners prayer from people who can’t…you know…think and reason and stuff.