This post goes right along with the one on VBS. Yeah, this guy isn’t strictly a fundy but the patter and method is oh-so-familiar. (be sure to watch for the special effects at the end of the sinner’s prayer) found at childrensministry1234.com

It’s summer time and churches all across the nation are gearing up for Vacation Bible School. Although many churches may hold VBS, only a chosen few are dedicated to using these hours and photocopied RBP materials to teach the attending children great doctrinal truths about such foes of our soul as the wiggle worm. For [...]

Official Sword Drill Instructions: 1. If some children do not know how to do a Sword Drill then first of all explain why the Bible is the Christian’s sword. 2. First of all have all the children close their Bibles and hold them by the binder. 3. Shout “Sheathe swords” – at this the children [...]

Once a year, fundamentalists pack their kids a suitcase and wave goodbye as the youngsters are hauled away to Christian camp. This is considered vital to to the children’s spiritual upbringing and also gives mom and dad a break — defined as “only taking care of the four youngest kids.” It’s a win-win. Christian camp [...]

Fundamentalist children who were born after 1954 may recognize these words… “Ranger Bill, Warrior of the Woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, fighting the many enemies of nature. This is the job of the guardian of the forest, Ranger Bill. Pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snows, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions. Yes, [...]

Before there were multi-media presentations, Veggie Tales DVDs and interactive flash-driven websites, there was…flannelgraph. Flannelgraph boards were simply scenes painted on a piece of flannel to which paper characters could be affixed. They were the height of visual aided storytelling. These boards were very popular in fundy Sunday School classes because they were cheap and [...]