Hate your job? Peruse through the Independent Baptist Classified Ads and you’ll suddenly realize that no matter what you’re doing it could be much, much worse.
For example you could have a job here using your “bible college” education to cut the grass and be a general flunky:
The church needs a man to come and back up the pastor in both the activities of the church as well as the keeping of the grounds. This is a nonpaying position but housing is available. This assistant should be a King James only, independent Baptist who is the husband of one wife with some Bible college education. A degree in Christian Ministries or Theology is preferred. If you feel that God would have you be the #2 man for our church, please send your resume to…
Peruse through and let me know which position made you thankful not to be working there today.
The fun on today’s website pick starts with the domain name. BibleRays? What’s a Bible Ray? Oh, the pastor’s name is Wray! I get it!
Even though this site looks like it’s a big steaming bowl of crazy soup you don’t have to worry. It’s very clearly stated in big captial letters that “THERE IS NO HATE, MALICE, RACISM, ETC. ON THIS SITE. ” If you have to say it…
Don’t miss the random image gallery, all the Baptist charts, and a page dedicated to The Sinfulness of Sin which features what looks like a screen cap from Doom 3.
I think it’s safe to say that there’s something here for everybody.
Today’s website pick starts with a misspelling in the church name and just gets better from there.
Don’t miss the strangely spaced screed in the sidebar, the obfuscated date calculations about Christ’s return, and the garbled pastoral ranting as he answers his critics and breaks with other fundies by defending his own divorce.
The brick background alone qualifies the website of Open Door Baptist Church for status as a FWOTW.
The links at the bottom to the urban legend about recordings of screams from hell seals the deal.
Today’s website pick is from a guy who has the honor of sharing my first name. But other than that coincidence we’re pretty much nothing alike.
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