Today we’re featuring a guest post by Kind of Bored. He’s a man who needs no introduction so I’m giving him none. Romans 13: “Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God…”  If you read the KJB extra-carefully, you’ll [...]

The church bookstore is a long-standing fundamentalist tradition. Where else can you conveniently purchase eight books and assorted pamphlets written by the pastor himself, a delightful assortment of Footprints bookmarks, fish-shaped breath mints, and a smorgasbord of those little rubber coin purses with KJV bible verses stamped on the front? (Wait, do they even make [...]

(Thanks, JP)

Love America? Love Jesus? Want to combine the two in a totally awesome way? (I do find the 14 stars just a tad confusing. It was suggested to me that perhaps those are representative of the states in the Bible belt. Who knows.)

It’s that time of year when the world falls in love and peace and earth and goodwill toward men reigns supreme. Yet even in this time of merry-making and fruitcake slinging, fundamentalists will find someone to attack: Old St. Nick. For Santa Clause is THE GREAT IMPOSTER who will lead your children astray not only [...]

Ripped from the Headlines… (ok, it was actually probably buried on page J32 but still) NIPOMO — A lawn display of a Jesus shooting Santa Claus has residents in one San Luis Obispo County city up in arms. The controversial Christmas display shows a Jesus figure pointing a double-barrel shotgun at a dead Santa figure. [...]

Are you letting the joy of Jesus show on your face? Never mind that He was a man of sorrows. Let’s ignore that the king upon who’s throne He sits spent a lot of time writing depressed poetry and music. Just put out of your mind the weeping and lamenting prophets. Just let the joy [...]