Many thanks to Naomi for putting this one together. Other options she wasn’t able to fit were… The passive aggressive calls to examine oneself: “What does this say about you??” Don’t understand this is a humor site. Drive-by postings Usernames highlighting their fundy affiliation (HAC, etc.) You’ll always be upset no matter what fundies do! [...]

Oh, how nice! A fundy friend has sent me a card! Hello, cute puppy. Let’s look inside… Oh, a plan of salvation insert? My friend knows I’ve been a Christian for 28 years now but I guess one can never be too careful. Let’s look at the rest of the card… Wait, this is a [...]

Here’s a delightful excerpt from The Hyles Church Manual:

Today’s e-mail comes brimming with probing questions… Hi, I sometimes browse through your material you post. While some of your criticism is legit, most of it is about as accurate as saying that all Democrats are immoral liars because one of their great living leaders, Clinton, was unfaithful and lied under oath. I did have [...]

Here we see the newly renamed H.A. Ironsides dormitory on the campus of Bob Jones University. Everyone can breath a sigh of relief that the KKK associations of the previous name that adorned this building have all been wiped away. But wait a moment…what’s the on the seventh window from the left on the second [...]

By request, this weeks challenge is to make up an evangelistic-style tall tale of fundamentalist proportions. How many people can you get saved with one Chick Tract and half a page of Scripture torn from Ezekiel? What’s your crowning achievement in ministry? Exactly how big is your…Sunday School? Let’s hear all about it!

Today I have a gift to give you all. I declare this day, the 8th of September, to be a Fundy Free day. I invite you all to take this day and with it pretend (to the extend that you are able) that fundamentalism and it’s ills and snares simply do not exist. Rise from [...]

Today’s e-mail comes from Jerry Kaiser Stuff Fundies Like Contact: You guys are a joke! I am disgusted with you and your website. Any logical thinking person that reads any drivel you put on your page can clearly see your bias against fundamentalism. I would welcome a face to face debate with any of your [...]

Every fundamentalist church worth its salt has a church covenant that lists out in broad terms what is expected of the members. (In case it has been a while you can check out a good example here. Your challenge for today is to write a fundy church covenant for accuracy. Here’s your shot to tell [...]

of their websites anyway… Maybe if their webmaster spent a little more time keeping up their website instead of running around launching bogus DMCA claims against anybody who dares to quote their fearless leader this wouldn’t happen. Just a thought. (Thanks to steve for pointing this out over on the forums)