The challenge today is to rewrite (or invent) hymn titles to demonstrate fundamentalist reality.
Here are a few to start…
Break Thou The Purely Symbolic Matzo Cracker Of Life
When We Baptists Get To Heaven
Blessed Be the Standards That Bind
Blindly Trust And Obey Without Thinking
Revive Us Again, and Again, and Again, and…
I don’t usually promote other blogs on this site but I’ve been laughing so hard the writings of British fundamentalism satirist Revd Drayton Parslow that I couldn’t help but share him with all of you in hopes of encouraging him to write a whole lot more.
Check out his posts on:
A Godly Decision-Making Apparatus
I’m giggling like a group of fundamentalist teenagers reading naughty bits out of the Old Testament — only a lot manlier sounding than that.
Exegesis? We don’t need no stinkin’ exegesis!
In my Inbox this morning…
Being used of saten is definitely something that no sane person would want. However, I am confident that I am prepared to answer to gid, my friend. I hope you are ready as well.