E-mails From Fundies

Today’s e-mail comes from Jerry Kaiser

Stuff Fundies Like Contact: You guys are a joke!

I am disgusted with you and your website. Any logical thinking person
that reads any drivel you put on your page can clearly see your bias
against fundamentalism. I would welcome a face to face debate with any
of your truth-challenged “contributors”. I am guessing that you could
nor get real jobs with a reputable news reporting agency and you have
fabricated this garbage. You clearly are troubled people.

And yes, his e-mail address is @juno.com

But that’s not all there is to the story. A quick search shows me that a Jerry Kaiser is the youth pastor of Gospel Light Baptist Church of Walker, Michigan. This is the church of “pastor” Tedd Butler who was recently featured in our news section being brought up on charges of child rape.

If you are, in fact, the same Mr. Kaiser then I marvel at your misplaced sense of moral outrage, sir. Perhaps your disgust should not be with this website but rather with the evil that has been reported in your own midst committed by your own leader. You can feel free to debate me on this point (face to face or otherwise), but I will submit to you that child rape is a much graver crime than poking fun at someone on the Internet.

186 thoughts on “E-mails From Fundies”

  1. Didn’t know Averyvillev Baptist Church is the home of Fellowship Baptst College. Love their home page, there pastor has 3 picture of himself. They are also Old Fashioned, so old fashioned they don’t have a website for the school, and the believe in incest. Their staff is from their school.

    1. OMG, I think I actually know Jerry Kaiser. As in, personally KNOW him. *gag*. I just hope to God I never see him again, because I will most assuredly tell him what I think of his spineless support of a freaking pedophile.

      1. If you have a problem talk to me. My email is posted many times through here. I would imagine that you gag because you are convicted by the presence of someone more righteous than you.

        1. WOW….omg this is so pathetic…just sick…a little overly defensive, arent we Jerry??? Hmmm…seems like a nerve has been struck…it would probably be prudent to line all you Gospel Light men up and castrate you, one by one, with hedgeclippers. If your dicks are even sizeable enough to function, that is. Doubtful……

  2. I would love to ‘debate’ this twerp, but I have boobs, so he would be too much of a chicken to debate me.

    that, and

    he is too stupid to know when he is bested. so it would not be worth the effort.

    1. *hit submit too soon*

      I would use logic, science, cultural, historical and other such evidences. I also have a basic working knowledge of Hebrew and Greek to use at my disposal.

      HE? would yank a verse out of context and pervert it beyond reason and try to use it to support his stand. If he actually realizes he is losing his shirt, he will pull out a verse about ‘useless debate’ or somesuch and try to end the convo.

      Can you tell I have BTDT? You can’t fix stupid, so why even try?

      1. Are you single perchance? okay I kid, but reading the email, my first thought was, “project much?” yeah, this bozo probably couldn’t hold a steady job, too much preaching.

    2. I have left my name and email predominantly in here for anybody to debate me and none of you “chickens” have contacted me yet. Did your “boobs” get in the way?

  3. A heartbreaking e-mail. During college, at BJU, we were told that fundamentalism was the end-all of Christianity. Sorta like a final stand, I guess. But e-mails like that are even more eye-opening than being in the midst of it.

    And yeah, I lean Pentecostal, and my current church is more doctrinally sound than any fundy church I’ve been to.

    1. Lol. You’re thinking of Kaiser Wilhelm, who was indeed in charge of Germany at the time. However, the term “Kaiser” in that context is actually a general term for a leader related to the Russian “Tsar” and the Roman “Caesar.”

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