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Providing Independent Baptist Alternatives to Internet Phenomena

nosocialnetworkingThe great thing about the Internet is that it brings a great diverse group of people together to collaborate, talk, and share information. Unless, of course, you’re a fundamentalist. They don’t generally like having to interact with diversity preferring rather to create their own enclaves of Christianity.

With the growing popularity of social networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace, it was only a matter of time until an enterprising fundy decided to provide a much cleaner, more wholesome alternative — and try to make a little cash in the process. By this shall all men know that ye are His disciples, that ye form your own exclusive clubs and keep the sinners at bay.

Newly on the scene to stand in this internet gap is Edify One Another an IFB social networking site which states “As Independent Baptists, God has burdened us to create a place online that was separated from the world, but utilize the cutting edge technological advances to promote spiritual growth thru the fellowship of the saints online.” Finally an answer to the question “What Would Hyles Download?”

The best part? You can access to all of this for only $9.97 per month!

Online separation: only the holy may click here.


Posted by Darrell

8 comments...What do you think?

  1. Posted by 1611girl 20th May, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Haha, that’s ridiculous. You have to pay $100 a year just to meet and talk to other IFBs who may or may not believe the same way you do. So, what happens if you join and find out that everybody there hates your favorite preacher because he believes it’s ok for women to wear pants? Hmm…. and there’s no way to find that out before you join. You just pay the fee and risk it.

    Sounds like a scam to me. (and I bet there aren’t many people on there, so joining it means you don’t get to meet anyone anyway… except some random weird people)

    Oh, and what missionaries do they support with the money you send them? Hmm…. you just never know. Sounds way too fishy. I think Facebook is a much safer alternative. :D

  2. Posted by ChickenBob 21st May, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Forums on any topic imaginable!!!

    I bet I could get kicked off in less than 15 minutes.

  3. Posted by jj 21st May, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    “We know that evil Facebook is free and easy to use, but we believe in bearing the cross of annual fees and poor user interfaces!”

  4. Posted by C_S 22nd May, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    niiiiiiiice.

  5. Posted by Roda86 23rd May, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    Ha! All my Fundie friends are on facebook. Why would I pay?

  6. Posted by Acadstudent001 10th November, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    why does thier have to be a cost to everything fundies do. Does everything need to center around money? Facebook supports humanitarian organizations and its still free, couldnt they find a way? Filthy money grubbers =(

  7. Posted by Nathan 10th November, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Didn’t you know? Fundies are all about the $money$!!!

  8. Posted by Don 18th April, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    Nathan, one only has to look as far as the empires of Hyles, Roloff, Rice, Jones…. Just follow the money $$$$$$$

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