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Saying “A Prayer”

Dedicated to gossips in mid-week prayer meetings everywhere. Do you have a bit of gossip? Say a prayer. Have Joneses had a toss up? Say a prayer. Say it loudly in a meeting Tell them all who has been cheating And about the wife he’s beating Say a prayer. Is your story nice and juicy? [...]

A Poem For The End of Days

This little psalm of fundy hope and encouragement came from the Facebook status of Bible Baptist Church of Port Orange, FL. I hope it’s a blessing to your heart, health to your bowels, and a swift kick in the pants (or culottes if you’re a lady). Twas the night before Rapture, And all through the [...]

Jack Hyles Shoes

I was born in a lowly stable just a little spotted calf, I sensed my life would not be long, I’d never grow to play and laugh. My mother was an older cow Who provided milk and cream But as a male I was born to die Long life was just a dream. But still [...]

Really Bad Poetry

The poem text reads as follows: A Jewel or a Crown “As a jewel of gold in a swine’s snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.” Proverbs 11:22 “A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones.” Proverbs 12:4 Young lady [...]

A Dream

I dreamed a dream that things were right and all the world was peace I dreamed that shepherds loved their flocks for more than just their fleece I dreamed that universities taught knowledge without fear I dreamed of pleasant evenings spent with those who hold us dear I dreamed of churches full of smiles in [...]