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Liturgy

Yes, there is a liturgy to even Fundamentalists services Thanks to Paul and Cindy Erlandson for this great piece.

#72
If the barn needs painting, paint it. (Your pastor or his chosen delegate will be happy to let you know if you are in fact such a barn.) […]
#71
Lying in a sermon is perfectly acceptable as long as it is done with really good intentions. (Such as proving how awesome the speaker is) […]
#70
When you pick on our guy for something stupid he did, it’s judgement. When we pick on your guy for something stupid he did, it’s discernment. […]
#69
Every character in any Christian book or movie must act like a Christian. Even the murdering, raping, and pillaging villains must never be seen to curse or fornicate. […]
#68
Anything can be rationalized if you claim that doing otherwise will cause souls to end up in hell (no matter how illegal, immoral, or downright silly that thing may be). […]

Analysis of the Satanic, Masonic, Mystery Babylon references in Super Bowl XLVI http://t.co/XibFGMUp 9 hrs ago
TRACS says Horton can't be Prez and Chairman at the same time. http://t.co/2mtakkej He's not leaving he's just switching hats. #itsatrick 1 day ago
@Pastor_Stephen @jonacuff No, I didn't. But I did live it once upon a time. in reply to Pastor_Stephen 1 day ago
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