Gospel Gimmicks: The Witness Stick®
Now you can have the wordless book emblazoned on a fine walking stick so that you can witness to those you encounter on your hikes around your neighborhood. I’d recommend you speak softly if you’re going to carry it. (This is one of many bits of material that Don gathered and sent me from the [...]
Swallowing Goldfish
This stunt is an old standby of fundy bus ministry workers. You can tell this guy is a horribly progressive fundy by the way he wears his hat backwards.
Being Ready Always to Give an Answer to Every Man
Or, you know…the exact opposite of that. I’m being told that this is a group from West Coast Baptist College doing missions work in New York City. I have to wonder if anybody bothered to tell the leader dude that having a skinhead haircut may not be the best way to connect with Jewish folk. [...]
Winning the World
Let’s play a numbers game… The world’s population is headed rapidly toward 7 billion people. Of that number, perhaps 1.8 billion people speak some form of English either as a first or second language. America itself contains a mere 300 million residents. And of those 300 million only 2.5% (or about 7.5 million people) are [...]
Home Missions To Unreached Places (Like Orange County, California)
At least he was honest that Tustin, CA doesn’t lack for churches. It doesn’t exactly lack for Baptist churches either. Here’s a quick Google Maps snapshot of just Baptist churches in the area (never mind Presbyterian, Methodist, Lutheran, Non-Denominational, etc. etc.) Apparently these “missionaries” have started this church since this video was shot.
Magic
Harry Potter is evil because it contains sorcery and magic! And if you come to our magic show our evangelist will tell you all about it… As a side note, for some reason I keep hearing this cheesy voice saying “Illusions, Michael.”
Oblivion
A bearded man in a car grinds to a stop near a group of children and asks them a question out of the window. “Come closer kids,” he calls when they answer, “I can’t hear you.” The children stop their playing and stare at the beckoning stranger. Then they wisely choose to tell some adults [...]
Mixed Martial Arts Ministries?
The great Phil Kidd has a new ministry: Mixed Martial Arts Camp! Jesus may love you…but we’ll ground and pound you until you cry like a sinner on Tribulation Night at a prophecy conference. During your stay you will be instructed in MMA fighting techniques…It is the mission of this camp to instill self confidence, [...]





