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(click to embiggen) Because everyone should be tithing their mint and anise. (Or minutes and anni as the case may be.)

What’s wrong with this picture? And in case you’re wondering, it is an actual picture from a fundamentalist church which comes to us via the rotating header of Faith Baptist Church of Avon. Many thanks to Steve for this catch.

Thanks to Stephen for the picture

Yes, I know that posting video from members of “Pastor” Steven Anderson’s church is like shooting fish in a barrel but I’m still recovering from a root canal so tonight I’m picking the low hanging fruit. Beside which, the idea of us “getting someone saved” is all too familiar even in the relatively more sane [...]

Love America? Love Jesus? Want to combine the two in a totally awesome way? (I do find the 14 stars just a tad confusing. It was suggested to me that perhaps those are representative of the states in the Bible belt. Who knows.)

If you’d like to see that last post demonstrated as an instructional video that is written and acted with all the talent and passion of an OSHA safety film then…here you go.

When a fundamentalist talks about evangelism what they generally mean is “soul winning.” Furthermore, what they mean by soul winning is mostly “giving the gospel one time to a stranger whom I will almost certainly never see again.” This kind of proselytizing is a strange way for any group to further its goals. The fundamentalist [...]

If your fundamentalist church ran its own radio station (as an inordinate number do) you’ve probably heard these words pouring forth from your radio: The Bible says, “Every wise woman buildeth her house; but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands” (Proverbs 14:1). Each day, Beneth Peters Jones shares with you spiritual helps for [...]