The video description reads as follows: We had a promotion for our bus kids a in May 09, which was if the kids brought a certain number of visitors then (the bus captain) & my workers and driver all got 5 shots at another worker, Jamie. Well….when it was my turn, I kinda took a [...]

Baptist fundamentalists are traditionally opposed to those who believe that the kingdom of God is now come upon us. In their view, this present world is ruled by Satan and things are waxing worse and worse and the days are getting darker and darker in preparation for the Rapture of the church (mostly for Baptists), [...]

And when it shall come to pass that the invitation which never closes has once again been opened and the hymn shall be sung at length and the penitent shall walk the sinner’s trail down to the old fashioned altar that then shall he be led by the appropriate gender of altar worker in The [...]

No wait…that’s me who’s the glutton for punishment. Because I can’t resist posting this bit of news from late last year: It’s interesting to note that our old friend David Grice is involved in this contest. This has to be quite the soul winning pitch in the African-American communities the South team visits. “Come to [...]

Found on a fundamentalist Facebook group… (promoted from the forum)

Although they are more prevalent in some circles than others, at some point almost every fundamentalist is called upon to witness the spectacle of “the skit.” These diminutive dramas may appear in just about any venue from youth rallies to valentines banquets to that really awkward service where we had the contest on who could [...]

Get them while they’re young and will believe ANYTHING! Because we have a much better chance of getting the sinners prayer from people who can’t…you know…think and reason and stuff.