This photo was submitted by reader ClosetLutheran of a poster he saw in a fundamentalist church. Since it’s a quick cell phone snap and the image is a little blurry, I’ve transcribed the text below: Social Networking Harmless Fun… Or Evil Communication? Social Networking…with names such as Facebook and Twitter…is considered by some the greatest [...]

Sometime between birth and Bible college, almost every fundamentalist youngster is dragged up before the church congregation and prayed over before they are eaten. Seriously though, the actual practice is that they are prayed over to “dedicate them to the Lord” and as a sign to the congregation that the community of the church has [...]

In fundyland it is assumed that the only reason why the average person would desire freedom from prying eyes would be to perform some great act of wickedness. Private correspondence, private conversations, and private contemplations among those who are not in leadership are seen as the very tools of Satan. Any locked container probably contains [...]

This photo was submitted by a reader who spotted this advertisement in the window of the Bob Jones University Bookstore. It’s a bit of a confusing one, considering that BJU is not a KJVO organization.

Today’s challenge is to share an incident where you violated a fundyland rule and what punishment you were meted out. Honest confession is good for the soul. (and entertaining for the rest of us.)

From this video I gather that Rule 1 of a Happy Marriage is evidently “Do not allow your wife to express opinions in public.” I have to wonder exactly how sitting through days of sermons and lectures is supposed to “recharge your marriage.” Then again, I really don’t want to think about it too hard.

And now for something completely different… To answer the unspoken question: yes, in fundyland this is considered to be very funny comedy. found at The American Jesus

Complete with cross-dressing…

Are you tired and stressed from the rigors of fundyland? Doesn’t a vacation sound wonderful? Well, have we got a deal for you! Sign up for the West Coast Baptist Alaska Cruise and you can spend seven days on a floating Bible conference complete with preaching by David Gibbs and R.B. Ouellette! What could possibly [...]