Coming soon to your church bookstore, a series of fundy Valentine’s Day cards to suit all needs…
Cover: Roses are red, violets are blue
Inside: I’ll get socialed if I hug you
Cover: I’ll pick you up at 8…
Inside: a.m. For soulwinning.
Cover: You make me shake, you make me shiver…
Inside: You set my culottes all aquiver
Cover: I love you.
Inside: And as soon as my father talks to your father and our pastor agrees, our courtship can begin.
Cover: You’re beautiful.
Inside: And I’d appreciate it if you’d stop that before I stumble.
Cover: Our eyes met across a crowded room…
Inside: …and I knew you’d pass my 104 item dating pre-screening checklist with flying colors.
Cover: Let’s spice this evening up
Inside: And BOTH hold the hymnbook at church
Cover: I love being in love with a pastor.
Inside: I wish my husband were one.
Feel free to add your own…