D-A-F-F-O-D-I-L
Thanks to the astute reader who submitted this from the bowels of fundyland. Be safe, my friend.
For the rest of you, do feel free to make up your own acrostic with the flower of your choice.
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- boydbusby - Trackback on 2012/10/19/ 08:01
The spelling is atrocious. Apart from that — anyone who isn’t a Baptist is depraved? Really?! Exaggerate much?
That is absolutely awful.
P-Personal Standards
O-Outward Appearances
P-Pressure to Serve
P-Poor and Needy are under God’s Judgement
Y- Yes men only
Ok, now I’m confused. This was submitted from the bowels of fundyland? Or submitted by a person who is in the bowels of fundyland. I get it if it is poking fun at the IFB, but if fundies actually came up with this, it is beyond damning. Clarification anyone?
It’s an intentional parody submitted by someone who is still associated with a fundamentalist institution. And for that persons’s safety that’s all I can say.
Dear Darrell:
YIKES! Someone is experiencing MAJOR frustration! We’d better pray that this poor soul find another position before [s]he is gnawing rocks!
Christian Socialist
Poe’s Law
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Doctrines/Calvinism/lily.htm
It took me a while to come up with a flowering plant idea.
Q – Quick to judge
A – Argumentative
T – Trying (as in both trying to earn God’s favor and trying the patience of anyone in proximity)
Another excellent choice of plant!