Sports
This is an oldie but goody that I found again recently.
Edited to add: There are more great designs over at Blog on the Way
Posted by Darrell
Leave a comment
This is an oldie but goody that I found again recently.
Edited to add: There are more great designs over at Blog on the Way
Posted by Darrell
Fundy RulesPosting tweet...
Powered by Twitter Tools
Since it’s a tee-shirt we can assume with a high degree of probability that the coaching staff is male.
I so hope that in the silhouette the “girls” are wearing long shorts and not skirts. oh yeah I forgot, IFB… so they could be “Skorts.”
Hey! I designed that! I designed a whole series of them! I thought Cafe Press had stopped displaying them!
BASSENCO
http://www.cafepress.com/+hac_archeological_research_t,32381866
http://www.cafepress.com/+hac_womans_trackfield_coach_tee,32380974
I created a watersports T and a weightlifting T that I thought were really funny, but they are not carried any longer.
Sweet! I knew there were more, just couldn’t find them.
I like that they went out of their way to make sure the one girl’s “glory” is displayed (albeit in a pony tail). I’m kind of surprised pony tails are allowed as the hair is covering less of their head that way, which I would’ve thought to be anathema, but the liberals at HA apparently hadn’t thought that one through. I can’t imagine @Don is right that those are skorts. No chance Schaap would fall for that slippery slope leading directly to women prancing around in britches, would he? Even w/ his lack of intellect, I assume he can sniff that conspiracy out!
Nice find, Darrell!
I would just like you to know that I got my motorcycle licence wearing culottes. ( No seriously I did.) Can you say “parachute”?! I do not want to entertain any fragile male minds with the visual to this so I will just stop here.
I did eventually trade in my Suzuki Savage 650 for a piano, apparently riding a motorcycle wasn’t too meek and quiet. ( Plus I didn’t like to stop at stop signs or red lights…)
What kind of mileage does a piano get?
On moving day a piano requires one pizza per man per hour…and no Little Caesars WONT do apparently.
I defintely got better mileage out of the motorcycle.
As a guy, both within fundie-land and without, playing the piano certainly does not get one any cool points. Motorcycles, however, do serve adequately for that purpose, but evidently only for guys.
@BASSENCO wow. I thought/wished it was legit HAC gear. Too funny.
Oh I love the women’s track coach tee. LOL! The weightlifting and watersport sounds pretty funny too.
For those fond of “skorts” & “culottes”:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culottes
My wife brought home some empty boxes last week. One of them was a box for adult disposable briefs. On the the side in French – “Culottes”. Culottes originally meant under garments. Have a fundy ponder that one for a while, especially all the ones that pride themselves on “modesty”.
RobM, HAC does not allow women to play team sports. I found pictures of real atheletic women, made them silhouettes, and then thickened them up in places to make them look more like awkward HAC girls, and then filled in the skirts.
When I first posted them on the FFF, and this was years ago—I’m thinking 4 or 5 years, I started off by saying on the FFF that I had heard a rumor about women’s sports being allowed at HAC. A lot of the HAC grads got into it then: they’re so fragile. And then when I posted the t-shirt pictures, they got really mad, but a lot of people thought it was funny. I ended up sending one of the t-shirts to Marty Braemer. He used to always write about me, complaining and accusing me, and doubled readership at my blog. Since then he’s committed adultery, been kicked out of the ministry, and gone back in. There really ought to be a HAC Men’s Boomerang Team T-shirt.
I found the Weightlifting and Aquatic Sports designs. I posted them on my own blog:
http://jeriwho.net/lillypad2/?p=3386
@Bass — A scream! I love the weightlifting one.
Argh. How did I figure they wouldn’t allow women to play team sports? Who would send their daughters to that monstrosity of a place? I know some girls don’t like to play sports, but still. I don’t even wanna know what they say is wrong w/ women playing sports.
Who would send their daughters to HAC? That’s a great question! If you read their student handbook, as I did, you will see that they are proud of the fact that they teach women how to be submissive wives.
How very sad. How many lives are wrecked from the Schaap/HAC/cult mindset?
They would HATE my “sport” of choice: cycling. If there’s anything sports-related that fundies hate, it’s spandex. On women.
I’m not sure how they expect women to exercise. Maybe in a locked, windowless room with no males allowed within 200 feet? That’s probably why most fundy women are overweight. . . .
Mmm…cycling. You might be a fundy if you don’t blink when a 70-year-old woman in a skirt rides past you on a bike.
@BASSENCO. You have a gift! Make sure you use it for the Lord, or you will lose it!
Forgot to add the emoticon to my post.
You know, BASSENCO, you might consider using your considerable talent to designing Fundy emoticons….
Thank you, Staci! I appreciate your kind words. I don’t know how to design emoticons, or perhaps I would. I designed the t-shirts during a period of unemployment.