“I stand alone on the Word of God”. I have never figured out if this meant “I stand only on God’s Word” or “I alone, stand on God’s word” I suspect that for some fundies, it is meaning #2. I and God against all others.
i bet if you asked them whose amy they’re in, they would tell you that they “may never march in the infantry, ride in the cavalry, shoot the artillary, [they] may never zoom o’er the enemy, but [they're] in the Lord’s army. YES SIR!”
also, they would pronounce “cavalry” as “calvary”.
“i stand alone on it. i don’t read it. i just stand on it.”
I guess you could apply this to many fundy preachers too.
“i stand alone on it. i don’t use it. i just hold it.”
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Fundy Rules
They forget to yell “BIBLE!!!!!!!!” after it was over!
So yeah. Might as well go awwww…
Loved singing this song.
Nice video.
“I stand alone on the Word of God”. I have never figured out if this meant “I stand only on God’s Word” or “I alone, stand on God’s word” I suspect that for some fundies, it is meaning #2. I and God against all others.
i think this is what fundies mean by “sola scriptura”: i stand alone on it. i don’t read it. i just stand on it.
i bet if you asked them whose amy they’re in, they would tell you that they “may never march in the infantry, ride in the cavalry, shoot the artillary, [they] may never zoom o’er the enemy, but [they're] in the Lord’s army. YES SIR!”
also, they would pronounce “cavalry” as “calvary”.
Another oldie but goodie from Reader Mo!!
“i stand alone on it. i don’t read it. i just stand on it.”
I guess you could apply this to many fundy preachers too.
“i stand alone on it. i don’t use it. i just hold it.”
I just got this mental picture of a fundy person standing on a thick bible, screaming their head off about some bible thing. haha, it was funny,
There is at least one IFB church that sings:
“The KJV AV, yes, that’s the book for me”
and then the pastor literally stands on his Bible.
Sigh!