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Aw now, let’s not pick on true contrition. There have been more than a couple times that I’ve needed tissue at my very non-fundie church. If the law doesn’t condemn you, check your pulse. If it does, you’re ready to receive the Gospel.
My church has an alter call every week. Everybody goes up. It’s called Communion.
Where’s the altar in a church you ask? You’ve got to be kidding! Let me find the scripture reference for you. Hold on, I’m trying to find it. Be patient I’m still looking. Well, never mind, I’ll have to get back to you.
We would always have an alter call for the same three people. Of course, it was always for those who needed to get right with God, but we were a small church and never had visitors, so the fact is that it was the same people who always needed to get right with God.
Anyway, they always used tissues, and this post reminded me of them.
LOL @ Brendt. I had to look at the picture twice – but I think it’s one person…a lady sitting sideways and holding her skirt to make sure she’s ladylike.
At the church I used to go to, they had tissues not on the “old-fashioned altar”, but on the first row of pews. I think the point was for those in need of consolation from tears. However, I think more people used them to blow their noses when sick.
You should see the church I go to now. (It’s part fundy, part not the way I see it so far.) They even have arm rests on the “altar!” Literally. You can kneel, and then plop your arms up there for comfort, and then grab a tissue if you need one! Kinda funny…
^ Haha, Jim. Although now that you mention it, could it be the speaker as well?? Everyone in Fundyland knows that it’s a mortal SIN to use modern-day sound devices!!
A few years ago, I sent a question to Ask the Expert at Christian History Magazine about the origin of altar calls. Here’s the link to their interesting answer:
Suffice it to say the chronology can be summarized as follows:
Roman Catholic churches re-crucify Christ in the mass over an “altar”
Anglican churches retain the altar, occaisionally inviting folks forward “for prayer”
Methodists (Wesleyan pietistic Anglican revivalists) utilize it as a way to receive converts and excite more conversion.
However, the Reformed tradition renamed the furniture from which the Lord’s Supper was served, calling it “the table.” The Baptist churches of America largely descend from the Reformed Particular Baptists of England, so surely they originally called it the table as well. With the advent of revivalism, they would begin adopting the practice of “altar calls.” Considering the strong anti-Catholic vein in the more extreme forms of Baptist fundamentalism, I find it ironic that they would revert from the “table” to the “altar.” But of course, now that there’s such a strong antipathy towards Calvinism among them, I can see how they would be reluctant to return to calling their altars “the table.”
Of course, that brings up the whole transformation of “the altar” from the table from which the Lord’s Supper is served to the row of steps across the front of the sanctuary atop of which stands the “pulpit” (or rather, lectern). So for me the next question is, who stopped calling the table the altar and started calling those steps in front of the pulpit the altar?
And with regard to the standard issue altar Kleenex, perhaps Kleenex and other tissue companies, should market boxes of Kleenex for this specific purpose? Pictures of repenters kneeling? Exterior shots of church buildings? The possibilities are limitless…
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It’s hard to imagine what believers did before Kleenexes and altar calls were invented…
I think I’m more disturbed by the furniture than the Kleenex.
Aw now, let’s not pick on true contrition. There have been more than a couple times that I’ve needed tissue at my very non-fundie church. If the law doesn’t condemn you, check your pulse. If it does, you’re ready to receive the Gospel.
My church has an alter call every week. Everybody goes up. It’s called Communion.
Where’s the altar?
Um, what’s going on in the far right of that picture? I didn’t know that goosing was part of the repentance process.
Where’s the altar in a church you ask? You’ve got to be kidding! Let me find the scripture reference for you. Hold on, I’m trying to find it. Be patient I’m still looking. Well, never mind, I’ll have to get back to you.
http://www.biblicalstudies.com/bstudy/ecclesiology/altar.htm
We would always have an alter call for the same three people. Of course, it was always for those who needed to get right with God, but we were a small church and never had visitors, so the fact is that it was the same people who always needed to get right with God.
Anyway, they always used tissues, and this post reminded me of them.
I don’t know. . I guess no one was truly able to repent before the “altar call” or “public invitations” were invented.
Besides, where would we be today without having to stand through twenty five verses of “Just As I Am” each Sunday for years growing up!?
LOL @ Brendt. I had to look at the picture twice – but I think it’s one person…a lady sitting sideways and holding her skirt to make sure she’s ladylike.
Haha. I think Loren is right!
At the church I used to go to, they had tissues not on the “old-fashioned altar”, but on the first row of pews. I think the point was for those in need of consolation from tears. However, I think more people used them to blow their noses when sick.
You should see the church I go to now. (It’s part fundy, part not the way I see it so far.) They even have arm rests on the “altar!” Literally. You can kneel, and then plop your arms up there for comfort, and then grab a tissue if you need one! Kinda funny…
I find this very funny…..
I know that they are not worshiping the tissue box but……
it looks like they are all kneeling before the tissue box.
^ Haha, Jim. Although now that you mention it, could it be the speaker as well?? Everyone in Fundyland knows that it’s a mortal SIN to use modern-day sound devices!!
This is really John McArthur’s study and they are waiting for him to sit down in that soft chair.
A few years ago, I sent a question to Ask the Expert at Christian History Magazine about the origin of altar calls. Here’s the link to their interesting answer:
http://www.christianitytoday.com/ch/asktheexpert/may2.html
Suffice it to say the chronology can be summarized as follows:
Roman Catholic churches re-crucify Christ in the mass over an “altar”
Anglican churches retain the altar, occaisionally inviting folks forward “for prayer”
Methodists (Wesleyan pietistic Anglican revivalists) utilize it as a way to receive converts and excite more conversion.
However, the Reformed tradition renamed the furniture from which the Lord’s Supper was served, calling it “the table.” The Baptist churches of America largely descend from the Reformed Particular Baptists of England, so surely they originally called it the table as well. With the advent of revivalism, they would begin adopting the practice of “altar calls.” Considering the strong anti-Catholic vein in the more extreme forms of Baptist fundamentalism, I find it ironic that they would revert from the “table” to the “altar.” But of course, now that there’s such a strong antipathy towards Calvinism among them, I can see how they would be reluctant to return to calling their altars “the table.”
Of course, that brings up the whole transformation of “the altar” from the table from which the Lord’s Supper is served to the row of steps across the front of the sanctuary atop of which stands the “pulpit” (or rather, lectern). So for me the next question is, who stopped calling the table the altar and started calling those steps in front of the pulpit the altar?
And with regard to the standard issue altar Kleenex, perhaps Kleenex and other tissue companies, should market boxes of Kleenex for this specific purpose? Pictures of repenters kneeling? Exterior shots of church buildings? The possibilities are limitless…
Anyway, that’s how I see it.
I always found this type of prayer an extreme stumbling block since the rest of the congregation is staring at the backsides of the penitent