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Preaching Against Obscure Things

peggedAs a result of living outside of popular culture, fundamentalist preachers often end up preaching against a lot of obscure and outdated things. Lyrics from popular bands may not be as shocking as the ones from some little known death metal band named the Flaming Satan’s Army of Human Sacrifice so inevitably the latter’s songs will be the ones quoted. As an unintended consequence, many teenagers also find a lot of new music this way that they would otherwise have never heard about.

There are also the sermons against Mohawk haircuts, Baywatch, Vanilla Ice, and a host of other things that have long since passed their prime as pet sins. And it’s not just preachers that tend to form their standards from bygone times. Fundy colleges and schools will make new rules to combat fleeting fads and enshrine them in their rulebooks, leaving students years later scratching their heads and asking “what are pegged pants?”

The good news is that if the worldly ways of years ago happen to come back into vogue, fundamentalists preachers will already be preaching against them.


Posted by Darrell

9 comments...What do you think?

  1. Posted by 1611girl 20th March, 2009 at 9:13 am

    lol…I knew this preacher that would bring up Randy Travis and other old guys whenever he preached against country music… and he’d quote the lyrics “there’s a tear in my beer”, as if we’ve all heard that song. :P

  2. Posted by Piper 20th March, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    Wait. So is THAT what pegged pants are?! LOL!

  3. Posted by Roda86 21st March, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    I grew up in the late 70′s and early 80′s. None of us knew what they meant by pegged pants. I finally asked my mom–she knew, she had worn them in the 50′s.

  4. Posted by 1611girl 22nd March, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    according to Wikipedia, pegged pants were a style back in the 80s and 90s, started by a guy on a tv show. It’s just funny that someone would preach against it, because it was obviously a dorky thing that went out of style anyway.

  5. Posted by ClearlyCrystal79 25th March, 2009 at 12:11 am

    I love the pic you posted with this blog entry. I also just absolutely love this blog!

  6. Posted by Jim 25th March, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    Is that your leg Darrell? When did you start wearing jeans?

  7. Posted by Joe 8th September, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    In the mid-90′s I heard one Pastor mention pagers in a sermon, as something some teens would wear, and he’s comment, “It’s for sin…”, leaving us to imagine what that sin might be – either a Girlfriend or drugs.
    He also once commented on the super-baggy pants kids wore back then (any some may still do, I guess), on how they almost dropped down to the knees, but to be fair, even Alicia Silverstone make a similar comment in “Clueless” (uh-oh, I mentioned a Hollywood film ;)

  8. Posted by Jonathan 12th October, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    In the late 90′s early 00′s I attended a fundy high school and it always amused me how out of date and obscure the chapel messages were. Nobody needed to dissuade us from listening to Michael Jackson but it was done on a regular basis. Also there was Tupac Shakur (pronounced by the speaker as Two Pack Shaker) and Notorious B.I.G. (pronounced Big). I also had no idea who Marilyn Manson was until my bible teacher tried to convince us to stop listening to his music.

    Also, the ruling against popular trends was somewhat of a challenge for us. It was quite exciting to have a special rule/ announcement in your honor. If your actions necessitated a new rule it meant that the school officials deemed you popular enough to start a trend. These rules were destined to stay in the school handbook for years to come as evidenced by the fact that we were told annually that young men were not allowed to wear chambray shirts as these were considered ‘work clothes”.

  9. Posted by Aaron M. 9th December, 2009 at 4:33 am

    Hilarious! Apparently I have read the same rule books you have.

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