28 thoughts on “Denim Jumpers”

  1. What’s this? I sure don’t know one. Didn’t know they’re just sold to Baptists.

    1. It’s a denim jumper. The most god-awful thing ever invented after culottes. It makes the female body look horrendous.

  2. What’s this? I sure don’t know one.

    You went to Pensacola Christian College and never saw a girl in a denim jumper?

    I find that hard to believe.

  3. Hey! That’s a “stylish” jumper (note the pockets) compared to some of the ones to which I have been a witness.

    Erin, it’s okay to laugh about it. It doesn’t matter if a pentecostal is wearing that, it’s still just as ridiculous. 😛

    Next topic: Ultra-defensiveness.

    1. But it’s got a pocket on the chest, so that’s ungodly. Also, her arms and her collarbone are showing.

  4. That is most definitely a Baptist girl- note the “short” hair. And Marc is right- it is a stylish jumper as it has both pockets and a waistline! Good eye! 😀

  5. It’s the combo thing that makes it even better – jean jumper + tennis shoes.

    It’s the ultimate. Add a teacher-sweater, and it’s golden.

  6. Careful what you say about Baptists, there are some Reformed churches that have Baptist in the name of their church and maybe they might not want to be included in what you say about Baptists.

  7. That is one nice jumper. It definitely needs some applique or bedazzler work done to it to make it dazzle the good fundy boys.

  8. I meant to say that I don’t OWN one. It’s just awful how some women are modest these days!! tsk tsk

  9. You like jumpers?! Then you’ll love Culottes!! You could do a whole post on those too. In fact visit http://www.myculottes.com/ to order yours today!! They offer Culottes, Jumpers, Skirtlots, etc.

    No lie – If the girls in my youth group wanted to go on ski trips, they had to have “Ski-lotts” custom made. They were some of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen. Even the hard-line fundies would snicker when they saw those poor girls.

  10. Don’t forget the bobby socks. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve witnessed indecency when culottes and skirts were worn during activities.

  11. Nicole, maybe that’s why dresses are required on fundie women? Indecency pretending to be decent? jk! 🙂

  12. In the redneck area i am from, we call them blue-jean-jumpers. it’s almost alliterated.

  13. I had one or two of these. They were by far the most comfortable thing in my wardrobe. Bonus: in cold weather, I could put my BJU School of Education shirt over the top, and wear my BJ anklets at the same time. Only on Saturdays, of course.

  14. Well this post is 2 1/2 years old but I’m rather new to the site. I happen to like denim jumpers and long skirts, because they are COMFORTABLE. Not because they are fundy approved but because you can move in them. As for culottes I think they’re from the pit of hell. Sorry so many of you have bad memories associated with denim jumpers. 😥

  15. I love how the ads often go with the post. I clicked on this as a random post and an ad for a women’s clothing retailer showed up. FOR WIMMIN’S BRITCHES!!!!

  16. I don’t think Hyles and co. would approve of Denim jumpers but Bob Jones and PCC probably would. They’re too liberal for Hyles.

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