Fundy Sex Week Day 3 Bonus: Spring Fever
Here’s an actual memo from an actual Fundy U. I had no idea that young fundies rutted in the spring like the wee free wild things do.
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Fundy Sex Week Day 3: We Don’t Need No Education
[spoiler title=”Click to Read–>”] It is a core belief of fundamentalism that it is the sole responsibility of a child’s parents to mumble through a red-faced and oblique explanation of the facts of life. This most awkward of conversations will then end with the parent rushing off to do something important that they just remembered … Continue reading Fundy Sex Week Day 3: We Don’t Need No Education
Fundy Sex Week Day 2 Bonus: Flirting in Fundyland
Girl meets boy. Girl likes boy. Boy likes girl. Girl realizes she’s sexually attracted to boy. Girl dumps boy because anyone who provides such a temptation must be evil. Girl writes boy a long, long letter stuffed with verses explaining how boy is obviously not God’s will for her life because he’s driving her to … Continue reading Fundy Sex Week Day 2 Bonus: Flirting in Fundyland
Fundy Sex Week Day 2: Being On Top
[spoiler title=”Click to Read–>”] As any politician who has been caught in flagrante delecto can tell you, sex is often primarily about power. In fact, it’s not any secret that (especially for men) sex is often more about power and ego as opposed to the healthier motivations of love, procreation, and mutual enjoyment. In fundyland, … Continue reading Fundy Sex Week Day 2: Being On Top
Fundy Sex Week Day 1: In The Beginning
[spoiler title=”Click to Read–>”] In the beginning, God made Adam and Eve. Then God said “Have fun, kids! Make lots of babies!” And so Adam and Eve had lots of boisterous and frequent sex and then their offspring did the same and humanity in general has been following suit every since. Not surprisingly, it’s how … Continue reading Fundy Sex Week Day 1: In The Beginning