Girl meets boy.
Girl likes boy. Boy likes girl.
Girl realizes she’s sexually attracted to boy.
Girl dumps boy because anyone who provides such a temptation must be evil.
Girl writes boy a long, long letter stuffed with verses explaining how boy is obviously not God’s will for her life because he’s driving her to lust.
Girl gets lonely and depressed and writes a lot of bad poetry on the theme of Jesus being the only love she needs in her life even if He’s not in a huggable form right now.
Girl meets another boy and the fundy world goes ’round…