In Their Own Words: The Appearance of Evil
I know some folks probably thought I was exaggerating when I cited root beer in dark bottles as a target of the “Appearance of Evil” rule in fundy land. I wasn’t. And to demonstrate that point, here’s Bill Lytell (he of the gospel ice cream truck) to set us straight [Audio clip: view full post [...]
Preaching to the Converted
Although fundamentalists love sermons on sin of the outrageous and titillating variety, they very often lack any openly practicing sinners in their midst. This results in the odd circumstance of pastors preaching entire sermons on a topics that ostensibly apply to nobody who is listening; it’s like a sort of National Geographic tour of the wastelands of [...]
Blaming the Victim – BJU Style
In a way I’m hesitant to keep beating this drum for fear that this blog will turn into “stories about IFB rape vicims.” That’s not my intention for this site and there are already several other writers who are undertaking the task. However, in light of my post about “Destroying the Innocent,” I feel compelled [...]
Keeping Their Women In Line
Still in ‘vacation mode’ so instead of writing a real post, I’m giving you more of this:
Cleaning Toilets
No matter how autocratic a fundamentalist leader may be, he will be obligated from time to time to pay lip service to the concept of servant leadership. This usually takes the form of recounting stories from the early days of his ministry when as a young preacher boy he served as the junior assistant to [...]
The Theory of Devolution
another David Grice special
Ministry Updates Featuring Bro. Dr. Chuck Cofty
Today we have Evangelist Bro. Dr. Chuck Cofty who demonstrates for us how to post a ministry update. If the caps is a bit much for you just pretend that the whole thing is being bawled in your ear by R. Lee Ermey. Or Jesus. I get the impression that some fundamentalists think that they [...]
Speaker Introductions
And when the time shall come upon thee that thou shalt be blessed with the radiant presence of a GUEST SPEAKER then that shalt surely introduce him before the face of all the congregation that they might marvel before the greatness of his countenance and the sizableness of his church’s Sunday School attendance. This shalt [...]
Stump Speeches, Sales Pitches, and Slide Shows
This video has a little bit of just about everything in it. Harry Potter conspiracy theories, numerology, family slide shows, book sales pitches…and that’s just the first 10 minutes.
A Lone Voice Of Truth
Although there may be many things that a fundamentalist pastor will instruct his congregation to do, ” get a second opinion” will never be among them. For a fundamentalist, truth is not found by listening to all the evidence and getting as many perspectives as possible. To the contrary, it is only when a person [...]





