From The Desk of Dr. James E. Hamenstonadt, Senior Pastor Re: Notes On This Week’s Men’s Prayer and Pancake Breakfast Gentlemen And Fellow Soldiers Of The Cross: I would first like to take this opportunity to thank all those who participated in the Men’s Pancake breakfast this past Saturday morning as well as thanking the [...]

Evidently this is promo for “Independent Baptist Friends International.” There’s a whole lot of fundy goodness in this video not the least of which is observing how the moderator has his hands all over the male speakers but then stands in front of his wife and doesn’t even look at her during the closing.

We’re having a party at SFL today! Today’s challenge is to tell us what who you’re coming as and what your costume will be. Feel free to pick either a real famous fundy or fundamentalist archetype such as pastor, preacher boy, or soulwinner. Games will include a shouting contest and bobbing for prayer cards. A [...]

It’s Valentines and love is in the air. That means it’s time for the annual Valentines banquet at the Last Bible Believers Until the Rapture Baptist Church. The large folding tables are decorated with red crepe paper and little candles which promise an instant conflagration if anyone gets carried away with their chicken dinner. Over [...]

After a rousing sermon on the evils of drunkenness and vice, nothing is more satisfying than gorging at an old-fashioned fundamentalist covered dish supper. (Covered dish suppers are not to be confused with the liberal “pot luck dinner” since luck has no place the fundamentalist vocabulary.) A drop of alcohol that sneaks across ones lips [...]