Telling Stories
I know we’re in the middle of a series but I finally finished this and decided to go ahead and post it now instead of waiting.
Many thanks to James for the Lyrics
Posted by Darrell
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I know we’re in the middle of a series but I finally finished this and decided to go ahead and post it now instead of waiting.
Many thanks to James for the Lyrics
Posted by Darrell
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Ok which MK are you ?
bwahahaha “when they wore their thongs…”
I’m going with the one to the right of the Dad…
good guess
Haha! I remember that picture!!
Those pictures were crackin me up.
I’m planning on having 7 of my 10 children sing this song for church this Sunday, playing their harps and hammer dulcimers. It’s sure to get an amen or two out of the deacons.
That was just … marvelous.
I’m all verklempt.
Once more, your stock pictures are unparalleled.
Apparently, Waco, Texas is the capital of the Bible Belt. That sounds about right.
Sixth?
I can’t believe I actually know one of those preachers.
AllHatNoCattle.com, that’s hilarious! Actual website, unbelievable! Keep up the good work here Darrell, I have been quoting the Fundy Rules to a few fundies, specifically #64 lately. Good stuff. The problem with quoting one of the rules is that the situation quickly leads to an opportunity to quote another one, sometimes even in sequence, unfortunately.
I love the part about the natives and the drum beat.
voice of an angel!
Wow! Super impressed over here!
Oh man, the preacher at 57 seconds is Kerrigan Skelly, an absolute nutcase. Any sin will cause you to lose your salvation according to him. He is pelagian and boasts of the fact.
The picture of the natives in their “thongs” that is black markered out from neck to ankle/wrist is spectacular.
They look like performance artists in unitards.
Worst fitting unitards ever?
I love it actually looks sort of like some of them have bulging pockets. If you were fundy naive you might not even notice, just think that was a weird pic that might’ve had something wrong with it. I know the first time @ PCC I saw them black markering up news papers & stuff I did like a quadruple take of “what is going on here”?
It remined me of the B52′s “Roam”
george you have had a field day today haven’t you?
reminded, george, reminded
“Don?”
”
Yeah george?
“You think Natalie will find that surprize anytime soon?”
Listen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6hOBVaMGFI
Yep, she found it!
“Don?”
Yeah george?
“That didn’t sound like the Whoopie Cushion we put in there…
Wow, glad she’s over there then… Poor Scorpio
I can’t keep track of which side of the church Natalie is on. My head is spinning.
I just hope you found a breathing apparatus in the radio flyer if that wasn’t Don & George’s whoopi cushion.
That’s IT, Don!!! Now, I have that song STUCK in my head.
I’m taking my butt cushion, my drawing pad that Jenn gave me to doodle on during service like she does, my snacks and drinks, my blanket, my chick tract supply, my pens, my dogs, my makeup, hairdryer, brushes, toothbrush, toothpaste, pillow, and of course, my lace covered Bible cover… and moving it to the OPPOSITE side of the church!!!
HAHAHA! You’re gonna need a radio flyer to get all that to the other side of the church by the time the sermon starts.
Let’s just say that I got comfortable where I was at.
That B-52s video was badly produced. They forgot to black-marker some of the people in brief native costumes.
But they did use purple/pink bubbly, squiggly things to cover the ones running down the road.
Okay, that was absolutely hysterical. . probably because it is SOOOOOOOOOO true!! I have heard all those “same old stories” from evangelists. That made my morning (really)!
I love it!!
Free Chick tract to the first person to name all the evangelists pictured at the end???
Not all of them are strictly speaking “evangelists” but all of them do “conference speaking” and suchlike.
I think almost every one has been featured on here at some point.
Well, that would be none other than Phil Kidd! However, I want a free coffee, instead of a chick tract!
Or was it Kim Jong-Il? They are at least seeing the same barber.
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/dprk/images/kim-jong-il_portrait.jpg
They also have about the same amount of self-regard.
Interesting factoid: Every North Korean adult is required to wear a picture of either Kim Jong Il or his father on his/her clothing at all times. I’m guessing there’s an exception for bathing.
Free Chick tract? Ewwww, please, I’m on my lunch break and trying to eat!
With absolute thankfullness to my savior I recognised NONE of them.
Layers of irony! It’s so true: according to the song, the story we love to tell is “of Jesus and His love”, but too often evangelists spend little time on that and LOTS of time on man-centered moralistic stories.
I like the acknowledgement of the old hymns you gave in the third verse with your pronunciation of “ashamed.” LOL And that verse is spot on too – with all the outlandish stories of personal achievement the evangelist tells about himself.
did anyone else see the white piano? I just want to make sure I am still sane
I had to go back and look but there were NO white pianos…sorry…
I believe in the white piano, although I’ve never seen it.
I saw the white piano. The quick shot of Philly the kidd at the end scared the shite out of me.
Darrell, Darrell, thou art a man of many talents.
Wow. Win. If that’s you, if you have the rights to it and everything, I’d love a download link!
audio is here: http://www.stufffundieslike.com/audio/ILoveToTell.mp3
I love it. FTW! So good.
The last picture was just golden.
Fantastic!!
Jeff Owens is one of the evangelists pictured at the end. Where do you get these pics? Recognized the pastor on stage in one of those…yea that’s a first for me! I actually know that church and visited there.
Anyone know who the guy at 2:22 is? Just curious, because for some reason he looked familiar.
Oh, and the same guy kind of looks like he’s giving the bird.
That’s David Gibbs Jr. of the CLA
bravo!
That was just beautiful. I cried tears of mirth.
That was just freaking awesome!
I woke up to the sound of my husband playing this video on his computer. It definitely started my day with a smile!
I posted on the wrong thread earlier, but if you had a display table in the back w/ cds for sale, I’d definitely buy.
Brilliant! The Sharpe over the natives was a perfect Fundy U touch.
Hilarious.