83 thoughts on “Slapping Grandma”

  1. I don’t know about your grandma but mine would put a .38 slug in him faster than he could imagine.

  2. @ Darrell
    Mine would show him a healthy dose of four generations’ (actually, it probably goes back further but I only met four generations) Stubborn Women. Growing up it was always bad enough dealing with my sister; she inherited the Stubborn Woman gene but I didn’t.
    Let me tell you how bad it is–my grandfather is over six feet tall, and really quite fierce for an old man. Loving, but clearly quite strong. Yet whenever Grandma goes shopping, Grandpa knows better than to argue: his job is to stand outside the dressing room, holding her purse in the manliest way possible.
    I never thought about it before, but my grandparents go to a fundy church. Yet Grandma gets away with such debaucheries as wearing pants, watching movies, reading “worldly” fiction, and having Catholic friends she doesn’t try to sneak a Chick Tract to every time they’re over. I wonder if that’s why…?

  3. I bet he would slap a grandmother. And I’m sure slapping a woman doesn’t bother him at all. It bothers very few of those men. Wife beating is common at FBCH.

  4. I’d love to see this loser slap a grandma who was willing to press charges. Jail time would look real good on your resume, there, Schaap. Shouldn’t church leaders remember their exhortations against anger, hitting people, and fighting?

    1 Timothy 2
    1This is a true saying, if a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.

    2A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;

    3Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;

    Fundies are always talking about self-control and controlling themselves and everyone else’s sex drives, etc, I daresay that applies to one’s emotions as well, especially the kind of rage that leads to domestic violence and assault.

    It’s illegal to hit people – a violation of Romans 13 as well.

  5. @ law, AMEN!! Thank you for quoting the Scripture that shows up this sorry excuse of a man. It only took 45 seconds for Shaap to disqualify himself utterly as a pastor based on these verses. I am so disgusted. He admits he’s arrogant. WHY does anyone stay in his church? What’s wrong with people? I would’ve loved to see people get up and walk out when he said something like that. He is vile.

  6. @reader month, I’d argue its more destructive than porno, and at least porn doesn’t claim God wants them to be perpetuating porn. WTF! PS haven’t seen it yet, just reading on my phone on FB, here & twitter. Will probably be angrier when I see the video.

  7. I second Jeremy’s Motion…

    We have a motion and a second:
    All in favor say Aye!

    “Aye!”

  8. Meh, either of my grandmas would’ve put him down if he so much as tried. Little Pansy-Butt-Preacher wouldn’t have lasted 15 seconds.

  9. This pathetic excuse of a man has no business being a pastor. What a disgrace!

  10. THIS is what passes for Gospel preaching in Hammond, IN??? Has he not read 2 Timothy 2:24-25? “And the servant of the Lord must not strive; but be gentle unto all men, apt to teach, patient, in meekness instructing those that oppose themselves.”

    I’d say 2 Timothy 3:1-3 applies to Schaap: “This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, [he laughed as he acknowleged himself to be arrogant at the end of the clip], blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, [yeah, the sort of people who’d like to hit grandmothers], trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce.”

    And if he were to say that he were “joking” or just trying to get attention, how about that verse fundies are so fond of quoting about avoiding all appearance of evil? This appears pretty evil to me!!

    (Now you know why I never watch Schaap videos! How, how, how can anyone sit and listen to this? It disgusts me too that a flyer advertising a youth event in Hammond, IN, came to our church recently – probably because of the former pastor. These people hate CCM but they don’t hate people advocating slapping a grandmother just because she doesn’t agree with you? What in heaven’s name is wrong with people??????)

  11. St. Paul mentions the qualifications for Bishop again in Tit 1:7 (For a bishop must be blameless, as the steward of God; not selfwilled, not soon angry, not given to wine, no striker, not given to filthy lucre;) and again says “no striker.” Grandma Slapper strikes out again!

  12. I just read this little tidbit in Adam Clarke’s Commentary on I Timothy 3:3 and thought it appropriate:

    “He must be no striker; μη πληκτην, not quarrelsome; not ready to strike a person who may displease him; no persecutor of those who may differ from him; not prone, as one wittily said,
    ‘To prove his doctrine orthodox
    By apostolic blows and knocks.'”

  13. This man is nothing like my Jesus. I am so thankful to be in a church that teaches men to be like Christ–leading in servant-like love.

  14. Folks, forget Scripture. He has. He’s not qualified to be a pastor because he doesn’t have a real college degree.

  15. This “man” has destroyed me, destroyed my family, spread vicous lies, said vulgar things to others about us…all because he refuses to admit he stepped way over a line. When confronted with TRUTH he attacks with his larger then life mega phone, demonizing and striking fear in his staff and congregation. He preaches flat out heresy and gets away with it. When will there be justice?
    WHEN?

  16. @Fed Up

    Justice will be served at the Great White Throne Judgement (because I highly doubt that Schaap is really saved, just read his testimony on his website. He’s a phony.)

  17. Jack you are a disgrace to Christianity. You are a false teacher and a stumbling stone to the Gospel of Jesus Christ. You and your ego need to just go ahead and declare you are for Satan because you have done more harm to the cause of Christ than an army of Atheists could do in a lifetime, or two lifetimes. You are comtemptable and I pity those who sit and listen to your bildge week in and week out.

  18. @Camille: I LOVE your grandparents’ names! I’m gonna guess a)Serbian or b)Polish. one thing I’ve learned: don’t mess with old Slavs. if they survived the 20th century, they could surely crush you.

  19. The Jesus I see in the Bible ALWAYS treated women with kindness and respect. Always. The only ones he went off on were the Pharisees, the self-righteous religious leaders of the day who made a show of their spirituality. Hey, wait a minute…

  20. My great grandmother is 99 years old and trust me, she’s NOT a woman to be trifled with.

  21. I am going to invest in a company that makes millstones. Schaap will get the first one off the line!

  22. I would love to watch him try (operative word here, try) to take on my mother. 74, about 5 feet tall and pound for pound could probably take out Mike Tyson. You do NOT screw with a Irish grandma.

  23. Seriously, what a major WTF. I’m glad I don’t ever encounter these douchebags saying stuff like that in person. I would be very tempted to demonstrate what real men think of people would would have the unmitigated gall to say something like that. See how proud he would be of having dentures.

  24. I suppose the main benefit of screaming about being KJV only despite not ever opening a Bible to preach from is that you can loudly & proudly admit form the pulpit to wife beaters that you are a chauvinist pig, incite more domestic violence and get a hearty AMEN, and presumably have no one even notice that you’re perverting at least 2 puroses of the church to establish a more peaceful world, and cherish/love your wife. Just enraged.

  25. I wish I’d come to my senses earlier. I spent 4.5 years there as a college student thinking my doubts were because I was secretely wicked.

  26. @RobM

    Jack Schaap just recently said he doesn’t believe the KJV is inspired, so no, he doesn’t quite qualify in the KJV-only category anymore (I’m expecting to see other versions being used at H-A pretty soon…).

  27. Good. Maybe then people would realize that 1 Cor. 13 says, “Love is patient, love is kind. . . it is not proud. It is not rude,” and that the last fruit of the Spirit ‘temperence” means SELF-CONTROL!

  28. Jack Schaap just recently said he doesn’t believe the KJV is inspired, so no, he doesn’t quite qualify in the KJV-only category anymore

    Most KJVO people don’t believe in ‘double inspiration.’ Even PCC, purveyor of many videos on the subject won’t got that far.

    I don’t think we’ll see the ESV being waved at HAC any time soon.

  29. Schaap is a pathetic excuse for a human being and does in no way belong in a pulpit preaching. How can people put up with this? Are they so brainwashed? Are the women so beat down that they feel they have no other choice?

  30. Sure you would, Jack. Right after which, I would have your sorry *ss in jail for assault.

  31. unreal. if my grandma were still alive, she’d walk all over this guy.

    such an edifying statement. so glad that i am not a part of that crap anymore.

  32. There should be like a verse-count tallying the number of verses Schaap has violated. It would be like the Population World Clock or the running total of the national debt or something.

  33. I’ll believe he’s changed his kjv idiocy when they endorse & preach from another version. BS like this doesn’t come from KJV it comes from a wicked heart and it helps that they’ve spent decades waving a KJV prop that they don’t ever try to learn from. He didn’t get this sin from reading a kjv but still defines his morality by clinging to old paths that don’t really exist and the like. Much rage! Praying for some real justice to rain down on Hammond Indiana.

  34. The only thing stupider( if that’s even a word) are the people who laughed and the one who said amen . I was wondering when Darrell would fing vand post this one. I think I mentioned it on the last video of Schaap that was done.

    @Darrell: did you add stuff to this video? I don’t remember seeing those captions when i saw it.

  35. “You are looking at the most arrogant, presumptuous, male chauvinist in the world, and I’m so proud I am.”

    We are known by our fruits and this vile excuse for a “pastor” is no man of God. He and his kind have damaged the cause of Christ far more then we’ll ever know. His mouth opens and hate spews out. It makes me so mad that my Lord and Savior is portrayed as approving of male chauvinist’s. GRRRRRR!
    I am no grandma, but you bet your bippy if he tried something like that or say that in my presence he’d wish he wouldn’t have! What kind of example is he trying to be for the young folks in the crowd? What? Girls should desire to look for a sorry excuse of a man as he is? What? Young men should aspire to be a chauvinist like him? He needs to be publically admonished so folks won’t get the idea that he is a godly man!

  36. Matthew 10
    16Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

    Anyone see Schaap in this verse? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

  37. I suspect the KJV only issue is a smokescreen to distract from more sinister sins in the HAC camp.

  38. I know I don’t see much of Jack in John 8. I’m suspect he not only would’ve slapped her but thrown all the stones he could’ve at her.

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