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Bible Version Charts

As has been posted before, fundamentalists love their dispensational charts. However, this love of charting does not  stop with maps of the end times.

Feast your eyes upon this masterpiece chart featuring the tree of Bible origins:

BibleOrigins

Thanks to James for the link.


Posted by Darrell

14 comments...What do you think?

  1. Posted by Dan 31st August, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    Yes, of course, the KJV is on the green, luscious tree. It hurts because I actually still like KJV, but sometimes people make it harder than it has to be. Just my opinion.

  2. Posted by Darrell 31st August, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    I had to laugh when someone pointed out to me that the NKJV looks like it’s coming off the green tree….but IT’S REALLY NOT!

  3. Posted by Jamie 31st August, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    I notice there are no translations/versions on the green tree after the 1611. Despite the fact that there have been several modern translations using the same root as the KJV.

    Funny how the NKJV is linked to the “gourd” tree, despite the fact that the text used to translate it was the “Textus Receptus.” This chart makes it look like all modern translations used the Alexandrian text.

    Charts like this, and the corresponding disinformation about Bible translations is doing far more harm than any of the bad translations have ever done. If you want people to take your point of view serious, you need to be logical and truthful about what you say. The textual debate is a VERY important issue that has been hijacked and discredited by people who are more interested in tradition than they are in scripture.

  4. Posted by mounty 31st August, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Seriously? “Spanish/Italian/etc. Bibles” are all corrupt? SO THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE VERSION OF THE BIBLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS A FOUR-HUNDRED-YEAR-OLD **ENGLISH** BIBLE???

    I have a few friends from around the world that would strongly disagree.

  5. Posted by Jordan M. Poss 31st August, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Fortunately for Germans the archaic Lutherbibel is still in-bounds.

  6. Posted by Lisa 31st August, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Fundy missionaries have the difficult task of teaching their flock King James English in order to understand the PURE WORD OF GOD.

    KJV-Onlyism is the most self-centered, relativistic, subjective theology I have ever encountered. It’s putting God in a man-made box.

  7. Posted by Amanda 31st August, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Mounty, it’s easy: just teach them English so they can read the KJV:

    http://tominthebox.blogspot.com/2007/08/church-offers-esl-motivation-in.html

  8. Posted by Reader Mo 31st August, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    If the King James was good enough for the Apostle Paul, It’s good enough for me!

  9. Posted by Crystal 1st September, 2009 at 8:51 am

    I know that Al Cuppett is one of the foremost theologians of our time. If he says it, I believe it, that settles it.

  10. Posted by Jeremy 2nd September, 2009 at 10:08 am

    My fundy seminary (not always the stripe depicted on this site) wrote a book in response to the KJV only debate and it is very much worth reading. Its title is “One Bible Only?” and is edited by Kevin Bauder and Roy Beacham both of whom serve on the faculty at Central Baptist Theological Seminary in MN. President Bauder also wrote gave an address worth reading called “A Fundamenatlism Worth Saving”. From their website (http://www.centralseminary.edu/) you can hear various audio lectures and follow them on twitter and facebook. I believe that Central Seminary and Dr Bauder especially gives an accurate view of what Fundamentalism really should be about. Maybe through it you can see (and probably already realize) that not of fundamentalism is exactly as depicted on this site. Thanks for your site! I love it and have laughed so hard at myself, our church and a good chunk of our movement! Keep it up and try to pass along some posts from behind the lines.

  11. Posted by Becca 2nd September, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    I love how “all other English translations” is arbitrarily placed in one of the little bubbles on the “bad tree.” That’s cute. Glad our bases are covered.

  12. Posted by mounty 3rd September, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    That’s the oft-used fundy technique of future-proofing. Because I doubt whoever came up with this chart 50 years ago knew that the NIV 2011 would be coming out.

    Future-proofing: great when you’re programming an application; not so much when arbitrarily crafting your theology to fit your grandparents’ preferences.

  13. Posted by brandontmilan 16th October, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    I think its funny that the Vulgate is on the bad version bible tree, when it was actually one of the sources used by the King James translators…

  14. Posted by Staci 15th November, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    You haven’t experienced the Bible until you’ve read it in the original English. :)

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