Fundamentalists may not engrave the Scripture on the mantels of their doorposts but they do like to post it up just about everywhere else.
Nothing says “Howdy, neighbor!” like a big sign posted on the lawn bearing the message “BUT ALL THE WICKED WILL HE DESTROY” Or, if that isn’t forceful enough perhaps one with the words “THE WICKED SHALL BE TURNED INTO HELL” will get the point across.
In case you want to take your message on the go, these signs are also available as bumper stickers. Nothing will make someone think twice like a mini-van bearing the ominous message “PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD.”
Another option for those who just don’t have time to stop and chat is the ever-popular sandwich board Scripture verses which are a great witness while a fundamentalist is out protesting, street preaching, or just walking around the neighborhood.
Let your light so shine!
That, my friend, is top-shelf comedy.
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.
You, sir, are a moron. Take a break from spitting on God’s Word and stone a prophet once in a while, will you? I tire of you.
JTR: “You, sir, are a moron.”
“Whosoever shall say Thou fool, shall be in danger of hellfire.” (Matthew 5:22, KJB)
HILARIOUS! There’s a guy around here who drives a pick-up truck with those yard signs attached all over it. Also has a big two-sided sign on the roof telling everyone they’re going to hell. Very creepy. I don’t get how they think that will attract people to Christ. Oh wait…I forgot…you’re supposed to scare people to Christ.
OMG!!!!! We had one of these on our lawn!!!!!!!!!!
I just gotta know what state you live in because there is a sign almost identical to that in a nearby subdivision in my town. The thing scares the crap out of me every time I pass it..of course, it doesn’t help that the house is rundown and looks like a monster house! ;-D
LOL! My piano teacher still has that sign on her lawn!
That is true on many fronts. I, however, have seen many groups outside fundystan that use these types of tactics, particularly the Church of God and Assemblies of God (among others).
B.R.O.
Darrell: Has JTR shown his angry face since the 12/22/08 post?
Darrell: Has JTR shown his angry face since the 12/22/08 post?