Do you want to get a degree for ministry but don’t want to bother learning Greek, Hebrew, or even English Grammar? Have we got the place for you!
Gulf Coast Bible Institute provides the following courses that are indispensable for any fundamentalist preacher boy who is headed into the ministry.
CL-018 Overcoming Sinful Habits (3 Credits)
BI-009 Music Evaluation (2 Credit)
TS-024 Sins of the last days (1 Credit)
CL-006 Conquer Impure Thoughts (.5 Credits)
If you’re a woman you can take:
LA-001 Spiritual Needs of Husbands in lieu of BI-003 Preaching Techniques.
They do NOT, however, give out honorary degrees. Pity.
Have you ever feared that there may be people out there in the world you disagree with you but are not sure who they are? Well, fear no more. Steve Anderson has put together a list of all those who are teaching the ‘heresy’ of repentance for salvation on a site named (aptly enough) The Repentance Blacklist.
Leaving no heretic unnamed, Steve cuts a wide swath through fundamental and evangelical circles listing both the living and the dead. I never thought I would see John Piper and Lester Roloff side by side on any list but there they are — equally guilty of the perversion of taking verses like Acts 17:30 seriously.
Make sure to check out Steve’s four sermons explaining his position on the subject.
This week’s pick is preachersparadise.org. If you have epilepsy, please beware the seizure-inducing flashing banner. You have been warned.
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This week’s pick is the imaginatively named av1611.org. Subtle.
Whatever fundy flavor you’re looking for, you’ll find it here. 666 theories?check. Theories that Santa is really Satan?got it!. Lessons on how to spot a “counterfeit” Bible? Do you even need to ask?
There’s just too much to take in at a single sitting. Bookmark this one and come back often.
Johnny the Baptist is a self-proclaimed “serminator” and “Born Again Devils Fighter.”
His pitch for his services as revivalist extraordinaire is made thus:
Why have fire cracker revivals when you can have Dynamite! How are you going to have a Hot Revival using Preachers that are as cold as a cast iron commode and you wonder why people don’t want to sit through fives nites. Call Bro Johnny
Be sure to check out his book “Revival Sermons That Will Fire You Up or Get You Fired” and his theme song.
(Warning, turn down your speakers when you click for they will be overtaken by a very strange voice intro).